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What she says: i'm fine

What she means: Isn't it really interesting how the Kane Chronicles, the only series that Rick wrote that features *only* PoC main characters and in fact barely has white characters at all, is also his least popular, most ignored and forgotten series? Why is it that everyone ignores this series and when they don't they often whitewash the characters Or ignore their heritage? Please give the Kane Chronicles more love, it certainly deserves it, and not only because of the incredibly diverse cast of characters, but because of the terrific story and world.

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Blood of pharaohs

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Introducing Demigod Shaming, because why not

Art is mine, Don’t use without credit

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me: *sees a white hazel levesque*

me:

me: charles beckendorf died for our sins and this is how u repay him ?

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the percy jackson movies did nothing right except casting rosario dawson as persephone

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REMEMBER IN THE LAST OLYMPIAN WHERE ALL THE DEMIGODS OF CAMP HALF-BLOOD HAVE GATHERED IN NEW YORK AND PERCY’S ASSIGNING EVERYONE POSITIONS AND TALKING BATTLE STRATEGIES AND IT’S BASICALLY REALLY GRIM AND SOLEMN AND ANNABETH SAYS, “SO I’M GOING WITH PERCY” AND SOME LITTLE SHIT GOES “nO DETOURS, YOU TWO.”

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Zeus: Any allergies?

Athena: Cowardice and weak-willed men.

Athena: And hazelnuts.

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Ares: I just had a thought.

Athena: Your mother would be proud.

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Zeus: The great thing about apologies is that you don't have to mean them. I lie and tell Hera I'm sorry all the time.

Hera: [glares]

Zeus: I'm sorry. ...See?

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Apollo: Feels like you’re being a little harsh.

Artemis: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh; I’ll turn it up.

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Ares: I don’t get it. People have been laughing and pointing at me all day.

Athena: Not true. People have doing that your whole life.

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Ares,after breaking a fight between Phobos and Deimos: HEY STOP IT GUYS! You are brothers, you are the only thing that you can trust

Aphrodite: Hey honey, Hephaestus just called

Ares: TELL THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO GO FUCK HIMSELF!

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Hermes: My son will be everything that Im not

Zeus:.....Planned?

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Hades: Hey Persephone wanna hang out?

Persephone: Sorry Hades I can’t, I have to go back to the surface.

Hades: What am I supposed to do while you’re on the surface?

Persephone: I dunno, what do you normally do when I’m gone?

Hades: (close to tears) Wait for you to get back…

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no one talks about how rick riordan literally scammed disney 

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dark rick riordan show me accurate timelines

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u ever just want to sit at the bottom of a pool or something. like if i could breathe underwater it would be a really nice, peaceful environment. especially if it was sunny and the water was nice and warm. just sittin there, watching the sunlight dance on the tiles? yeah. that’s a nice thought