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at the end of the seventh night it gives out and collapses into a perfect cone trapping you forever. sad ending

seven nights of carnal passion in my lean-to

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any of you guys got a lighter i could borrow mines dead

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Almost choked laughing at this anti vax post

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Novum my absolute beloved. long videos but not a second wasted. go there for DEEP analysis. on multiple levels too, not just basic story beats. that guys doing thesis level shit seriously.

Flawed Peacock is good as others have said. it's like hanging out with a friend and just listening to them work out their theories in real time. even if theyre silly or have only smidgens of evidence. wonderful.

shoutout also to Spacepig22 who i followed for funny donkey kong years ago and then dropped an EIGHT HOUR video on kappa mikey. honestly a lot of summary, but you can tell the summary is from a guy who has watched this series 300 times. also it only has 3k views go give him more. i need more people to know about guano fetus. im giving you this disease.

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

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Today's Seals Are: The Nutritious Bunch

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i cant leave i have to watch everything i love die

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bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don't intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that's right, a tangle.

they don't touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.

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im pretty sure this is the exact plot of yiik

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

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has the clip from that cop show where the white guy talks about undertale made it onto tumblr yet. ive been so enamored by it all day

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anyone else out there who does word games on their phone, and youre on the last word, and you cant for the life of you think of it. however theres a slur or something that fits way too perfectly, and you have a full on five second brain debate about how they would not ever make the word list that way like what the fuck why would you think that. but what if. and then you put it in and it doesnt work and youre like im never playing this game in public again. put me in slur jail forever.

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coming up on 3 years of me watching this and hating it every time i remember.

I got recommended the longplay of stupid invaders because i guess theres a meme about it, but in there i found possibly the most intense 3 minutes of gameplay on earth. it makes me nauseous just watching it. i am being torn asunder. i hate this game.

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two of the ai gen jokers on the store page are clearly meant to be the batman one. how many do you think have been infected with him. joker poker balala

the fucking echolalia this has given me is catastrophic. i can't see anything balatro or poker or clown related without saying "joker poker balala?" at least 5 times

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source

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thinking about zero time dilemma again. absolutely insane that a three game series leads up to a punchline. what a beautiful mess.

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Just so blatantly evil when they took the headphone port out of the phones to force people into getting Bluetooth earbuds like we let them do that to us and no one was jailed or murdered for it? What is wrong with us