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OK horror movie idea/concept. A group of teens accidentally summon a demon who needs to ritually kill them… Only the teens are already in a slasher movie with a human killer.

Just this demon approaching the house and then watching the killer slash one of the teens throat and push off the balcony and the demon just watching on hands on head horrified because NO! Noooo oh they’re going to get in so much trouble if they don’t do the ritual killing right Shit! oh fuck ok…they can just revive the human no one will know it’ll be fine…

The teens keep dying and being revied and super confused… Not as confused as the slasher killer whose is pretty sure he cut that guys head off and now he’s walking around WHAT? (3 minutes ago the demon was hastily trying to shove the head back on to the neck and trying to use tape along with magic)

Bonus: The final girl who needs to be the last one killed in the demons ritual dies the most… not even through the killer just like from running away and tripping over roots and knocking her head open on a rock… eventually the demon is just like ‘Fuck it’ and shoves her in a car after reviving her again puts on the baby locks and walks away….

She manages to wake up and drive the car off a cliff… the demon just watches…signs and walks down to the bottom of the cliff. Just wondering why the fuck the only humans to ever summon them have the self-preservation skill of a bag of lemmings

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