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Text || OLIVER

Oliver: and the idea that you're so attracted to each other that it just can't wait? hot.

Chandler: Right like the very thought of one more second seems impossible you have to have each other IMMEDIATELY

Oliver: YES. that's hot af

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Chandler: It IS like not if it's a gross bathroom obviously but like.... that element of doing something you're not supposed to?

Chandler: That's half the fun

Oliver: and the idea that you're so attracted to each other that it just can't wait? hot.

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TEXTS ✉ XANDER ⇆ OLIVER

Oliver: what, like his ears?

Xander: not quite, no.

Oliver: then...where?

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TEXTS ✉ XANDER ⇆ OPEN

Xander: you've ever wondered if spider-man was shooting webs from other parts of his body?

Xander: like, that's a valid question after all this time.

Oliver: what, like his ears?

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Chandler: General poll: trashy drunk bathroom sex - Hot Or Not?

Oliver: ngl, I find it hot.

Oliver: I'm a LITTLE ashamed.

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@freakingoli: I was listening to some violin stuff on spotify and coming up with lyrics to the melodies, kinda thinking I was some kinda lyrical genius...then I looked at what was playing and it def said "violin covers".

@freakingoli: like...I'm so high I was just singing the actual lyrics thinking I was some kinda lyricist savant.

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coachemackey·:

“Please buy me a coffee, I need it.” Eliza batted her eyelashes playfully. She was joking though, fully capable of getting in herself. “And I will tell you all about the fact t hat today I walked in on two sixteen year olds banging in the locker rooms.” She put her face in her hands and groaned as she stood in line at the coffee shop. “I was a cheerleader at Derry High not that long ago. I remember what it was like. Football players come in all sweaty and attractive and the hormones are insane, whatever. Never in my life did I consider jumping their bones in the school itself.”

“Buy it yourself,” Oliver didn’t hesitate to reply, scoffing at the girl.  Honestly, he would happily buy her a coffee, but he wanted to tease her about it first.  Besides, it wasn’t like he didn’t have his fair share of stupid-teenager stories to swap with her.  “I had to separate two because some dude thought he was sneaky fingering his girlfriend under the table, just last week.  Separated them, and then demanded he go wash his hands before touching my pencils,” Oliver rolled his eyes, stepping up to the counter when it was finally his turn.  He ordered his drink and then turned to Eliza.  “What do you want, then?”

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The only good thing to come from 2016 was getting this cupcake on TV

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Elliot Fletcher making a surprise appearance on Marvel’s Runaways

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text;; dakota

Dakota: i'm sure there's other people that you can do that with, but it would be a lot harder to find them. way more terrifying. i can't pretend to fully understand that, but i can imagine. so i absolutely get why this is happening. and blue's awesome and you're awesome so i get it.

Dakota: she was almost twenty, close enough.

Dakota: i know you wouldn't but still

Oli: i am afraid anytime someone gets close to me. even when i'm initiating and even though i want it, it's always a terrifying experience. i've been through some shit. with blue, i don't have to deal with that.

Oli: she is awesome.

Oli: nope, still a teenager.

Oli: i'll heed your half-warning, swear.

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text;; dakota

Dakota: one, you gave me hell about sleeping with an almost twenty year old. do you know how old my sister is? she is twenty.

Dakota: two, i have a big impulse just to give you both a "don't hurt em" speech.

Dakota: that's the only way it's "weird"

Oliver: name one person our age i can get naked in front of without having to feel ashamed or terrified that they'll be disgusted, or worse. it's not like derry's lacking in cisgender girls in their mid-twenties. also, that girl was a teenager, she wasn't twenty.

Oliver: you know I would never do anything to hurt her.

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text;; dakota

Oli: you're really not mad?

Dakota: i'm not THAT mad. i can't be. that's not fair.

Dakota: it just really took me off guard.

Dakota: it's just a little weird.

Oli: what's weird about it?

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#WHY is this me

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i live for this scene hes so cute

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text;; dakota

Oli: that's hilarious

Dakota: i suppose!

Oli: you're really not mad?

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text;; dakota

Oli: kinda figured it'd be weird to tell you. I'm sorry D:

Dakota: i was going to hit her with a lamp dude!

Oli: that's hilarious