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Steam power

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she's just like me for real.

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i had a vision

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I've never actually heard anyone say this but flat-screen tvs are absolutely adorable. I went to my sister's house yesterday and she just had this cute little tiny tv and honestly I've just never felt this way about tvs before. I also really just want to cuddle the tv in my room but I'm too scared someone would just walk in on me

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sick of these so called “ai girlfriend” ads that just show busty anime girls. if i’m having a true “ai girlfriend” she needs to be evil and made of metal + with wires for me to chew on

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what are we even saying anymore

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The intimacy of snuggling with a plushie, pulling your shirt up so you can feel its fur against your bare skin, rubbing its soft little body against yours...

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Sitting with your plushies in your lap and squeezing them between your thighs and against your crotch and grinding against them. Like and reblog

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guess what i just won on ebay....

oh yeah baby...... 18 inch..... aluminium....original camera.....eugh....im so happy. ill rate her when i get her

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transparent orca - July 2003

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Sony PCM-D1

Fuckable Object #48 Sony PCM-D1 (2006)

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Fuckable Object #46 Scania P31 Series Fire Engine

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Floatie / inflatable lovers,,,, submit some floaties / inflatables / pool toys you have a crush on. I'm a little basic, but I am madly in love with these specific model of orca floats ,,, 💗☺️ she's just so pretty and looks so comfy and seems just so sweet ,,

More explicit under the cut;

Need her SO bad actually; imagining squeezing her dorsel fin while slowly grinding and squirming around, floating around some body of water and trying so hard not to tip over.

Also found this specific picture on Pinterest,, and had the thought of being in a small pool or room that's crowded with inflatables; squirming between the slippery, wet plastic,, sjwbwbwbebwheehbe

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*snaps flipphone shut around my cock and balls* YEEEEEOOOOOUCH !!! 💥

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Happyyyy pride month be weird always