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U r a garbadge and ur a gay too not that there's anything wrong with being gay I just wanted to mention it becaus u are one and garbag starts with a g.

quit being a bitch and respond to my posts in a reblog because xkit is still garbage and I can’t reply to replies

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Damn, save some for the rest of us

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i just read joss whedon’s entire wonder woman script and… it’s horrifying. it gets way worse than the screencaps i’ve seen. i italicised the worst parts that might be triggering. (mostly abuse, sexual harassment)

he completely skips diana’s backstory; the film starts with steve crashing the plane

steve doesn’t get saved by diana; instead he is taken to hippolyta, who wants to kill him

the story in general is told from steve’s pov

the descriptions of the women’s bodies are just pure male fantasies

i’m literally on page 18 right now and so far steve has been straight up a sassy asshole, interrupted diana, and guilt-tripped her by telling her that she makes his imminent death about herself, which she never did, then he ‘jokingly’ asks her out, gets rejected, and then says, “’let’s keep in touch’ is actually american for ‘get the hell out of my face’” 

diana then demands a trial by combat and physically fights her own mother to save steve

we are given no actual reason why she leaves themyscira, she never says it’s because she wants to stop the suffering of innocent people

i’m on page 28 and so far steve has had 10 times more lines than diana

diana gets called a whore by a soldier and when she wants to defend herself steve tells her to “shut up”

another soldier calls her a “tasty looking girl”

the first time whedon calls her a hero is after she knocked out some random soldiers

diana is called a “stupid bitch”

whedon calls random women running out of their houses trying to save themselves whores 

men keep calling diana “princess” in a condescending way

steve says he thinks diana is dangerous but he’s still attracted to her and wants her to “turn around so i can see more of you naked” and apparently diana finds that charming and “tries to hide a smile”

again, diana is called a bitch

“two thin supermodel types come up to him”

aaaand diana is called a bitch again. seriously you could make this a drinking game

“then she moves her leg back and turns, fluidly, a curve rippling up her body as she folds into a dance that is sensual, ethereal and wicked sexy” (whedon explicitly states that the men are staring at her)

“hot girl-on-swan action” is an actual thing that is said

diana is basically just a damsel in distress and steve has to keep saving her

when diana actually saves him for once, steve says “i hate this a lot”

steve to diana: “and it never occured to you that you’re the reason it’s getting worse?”

steve throws a hissy fit because he has an inferiority complex

“you’re not a hero, diana. you’re a fucking tourist.”

apparently diana only speaks english

when she is weakened by a fever, some men grab her and touch her inappropriately before they realise that she’s sick and apparently they don’t want to infect themselves so they push her into a pit instead (what the fuck? what. the. FUCK.)

“diana standing, legs wide”

on page 104 of 116, diana finally gets her suit (according to whedon that’s what makes her a superhero: “diana is a superhero now”)

steve admits he’s an idiot and diana kisses him

“your whole life on an island with women, and you can kiss like that?” followed by diana implying that she’s kissed women and steve actually says out loud that he’s picturing it, and he’s turned on by it

the movie ends with that.

we dodged more than a bullet with this, we dodged a fucking nuke. also, bless patty jenkins.

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Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

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fear the woody collective

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somebody’s taking the urls of deactivated nazi blogs and using them to roleplay a hivemind based around Woody from Toy Story.

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I’ve found it. I’ve found the worst thing.

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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

Snowseph pro: has nose con: wears sunglasses at night

Gurdy pro: height intimidates opponents con: looks like a sex toy

Gurdy (alt. form) pro: scary! con: scary :(

Girthy pro: lorge con: none. he is perfect

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you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:

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