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My face when someone's making me a tiara out of salami.

Angela Giarratana | Gastronauts Season 2 Episode 2

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SUPERMAN (2025) dir. by James Gunn

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humanistrambles:

the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen

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Count reprints, later editions of the same book, etc. If you have a copy that includes multiple books in one volume, you can count that, but do not count sequels/etc on their own. You can count ebooks and audiobooks if you possess the files in a permanent way (borrowed and streamed don't count).

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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A man with two buckets of fish was leaving Galveston beach when a game warden stopped him.

The warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!"

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the beach, let them swim around for about a half-hour, and when I whistle, they jump back into my buckets. We do this every night."

"That’s the biggest load of hooey I’ve ever heard," said the warden.

"No, really," the man said. "Here, I’ll show you."

And he releases the fish into the ocean.

They wait. Minutes go by.

The warden says, "Well?"

The man replies, "Well what?"

"When are you going to call them back?"

The man says, "Call who back?"

The warden snaps, "The fish!"

And the man shrugs and says, "What fish?"

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It’s me. I’m the problem hehe

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"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

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the single most unrealistic thing about the old guard 2 is that nile freeman didn't look tuah right in the eye with the most unimpressed look mankind has ever seen and said "like the fucking app?" when he told them the villain's name is discord

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Derailing my GM when they try to do a gazebo bit by having my character pipe up "actually, I think that's a rotunda".

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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girl help they're taking my fave's extremely thin veneer of swaggering overconfidence at face value

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Somebody mentioned there's fanart of one of my Skimmons fics, and we live in a hellscape that is tumblr search making me unable to find ittttttttt

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Night thoughts led me to remember this They Might Be Giants + The Onion AV Club cover of Tubthumping from 2011 (which I'm pretty sure I watched when it first came out thanks to a link from Tasha Robinson's LiveJournal).

Something from Ye Olde Internets worth remembering.

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever