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A Simple Favour (2018) — dir. Paul Feig

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Jumanji (1995) dir. Joe Johnston

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Farscape: The Flax

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Catherynne M. Valente, Deathless/Disco Elysium/— s.r.m. @/belovedbi/succession 03x07

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She is so done with "The X-Files"

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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back dir. Irvin Kershner | 1980

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Top 10 Favorite Movies ➞ Sole (@fionagallaqher) ↳ #5 STAR WARS: EPISODE V — THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980) dir. George Lucas

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prompt Gunpowder coconuts and lip gloss

It’s another two hours to Albany.

“Everything north of the Bronx is Canada,” Mulder grouses.

“You’re from New England.” Scully remarks, a map draped over her narrow lap.

“Shut up,” he says, chipper. “Grenades.”

Scully rolls her eyes. “Really? You’re such a boy.”

“You’re such a boy,” he chirps back, in a mocking falsetto. “What do you want? Lip gloss? Tampons? A push up bra?”

“Shut up,” she echoes back. “Fine. The Professor could absolutely have made a coconut grenade.”

Mulder merges left, scoffs. “Where’s he getting the gunpowder, Annie Oakley?”

“Potassium nitrate from guano,” she says, prim. “Turn left in four miles.”

“You need a lot of piss for that,” Mulder observes. He sets the trip odometer.

Scully rolls her eyes. “He can collect that in coconuts too. Honestly, Mulder.”

“Sulfur?”

“You absolutely KNOW Mrs. Howell packed Epsom salts,” Scully says.

“On a three-hour tour?”

“On a three-hour tour. Mulder pull over, that coffee went right through me.”

He does, at a nondescript convenience store with a FOOD MART!!! sign taped to an out-of-order pump. “Don’t forget to save your urine in a coconut,” Mulder calls after her.

There’s not even a break in her stride as she flips him off over one tailored, charcoal shoulder.

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The X-Files 8.14 | “This Is Not Happening”

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"Agatha Christie! I was just talking about you the other day! I said, "I bet she's brilliant!""

Doctor Who | 4.07 - "The Unicorn and the Wasp"

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I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

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Aeryn never looks hotter than in a tank top with her hair frizzing out of her ponytail.

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

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The US military emitted 640 times as much CO2 as Taylor Swift last year

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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By so many, and so much! And by no one more than me.