Beckett /ˈbɛkɪt/ 20s northeast usa gender? not if i have anything to do with it (they/them)i love my gf stone butch blues is the only piece of literature that fully understands meturns out my brand™ is being bitter about the hartford whalers more than two decades later
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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
#in some ways I do need junji ito to write me an essay bc I am not well versed in surrealist art#or in horror#so like. I would like to understand his work but I don’t#but junji ito doesnt have to write me the essay. I can find other people’s essays to explain the work and the Themes tm
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when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me
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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste
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any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this
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everybody say happy birthday mr. felix
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#happy wedding day to one of my personal all time greats of posting#(queueing this so I don’t like. spread personal info cross platform. altho her twitter will tell you what day anyway I guess)
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hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)
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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
#used to be me bc I wear underwear w legs and the wings don’t have anything to go around. and the whole thing sits weird if the wings go#down your legs instead of around the gusset.#then hormones and also cup
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i like the typography on this sign, it's like an old internet rant page
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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.
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spoke deeply to me.
#huge bonus of carpentry job is that most of the time there's easily reachable wood#but sometimes! you go to knock on wood! and there is only MDF! knock on medium density fiberboard? i think not!
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Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me
#ideally it would be kākāpō#but there shrimply is not very much going that's kākāpō themed.#so it's the whale shark or the non-shark whale both of whom i do also appreciate
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