Told my bf that I'd fuck The Ghoul from Fallout and he sprayed me with water :/
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"wasted potential" you are still living!!! your potential is still here, you can carry on
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It's so funny when car bros think my car belongs to my bf. Little do you know that man couldn't drive a stick to save his fucking life.
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Creep, 2014, dir. Patrick Brice
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Now, why is Taylor Swift calling herself a tortured poet when I can create another one of her annoying songs after three margaritas?
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Now, why is Taylor Swift calling herself a tortured poet when I can create another one of her annoying songs after three margaritas?
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Speaking of fucking, bbls look so bad in porn 😭 We really need to put a stop to this.
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I think we're all too grown to be making comments about somebody's (typically a woman's) bodycount or sexual history, or using it as a justification to mistreat them. It's very Freshman year of high school of you, and if someone brought up your mother's sexual history to your face, you'd cry.
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Just saw my pup sigh and put his little head down. What could possibly be troubling a freeloader...
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"The downfall of any man is their inability to control their lust." <-Endless porn on their blog.
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Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.
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