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she didnt have to die

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me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

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Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow

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me: *has feelings*

me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.

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riding my bike to school

i see a worm on the sidewalk in front of me and violently swerve into a tree and die on impact

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as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

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holy fuck strong bad

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im dying imagine this fucking thing handing you a single bean in its Massive Cannon Hands

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do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”

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play video games so you can escape your real world sadness and replace it with fictional sadness

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What Is Love? playing from another room Haddaway

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