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oh fuck yes I basically got the job they said they’re certain I’ll be offered a position OMG

I’d like to thank matt & trey for creating south park and the authors that have made fanfiction based on it. they truly calmed down my anxiety. couldn’t have done it without them

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what is nightcore?

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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kenny!

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MORE CRINGE LOVE

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a bunch of cute kyle lines including some interactions with scott, cartman and craig

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What if a lactating person is locked in a room with a dog indefinitely? Should they let the dog starve?

Who are you people?!

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Now you say “it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again” :)

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dude!!! we just legalized gay marriage!!!!

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Piss...

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the askbox of a man stranded on a deserted island would look like this

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so bECAUSE OF DREAMS FACE REVEAL I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID DREAM AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “HE FACE REVEALED??!?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DREAMUPDATES UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

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u don't like spongebob? 🧽 bahaha?

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This is still one of my favorite Stan/Kyle moments. Kyle waking up Stan in the middle of the night to justify himself and Stan just patiently listening, not at all annoyed that he got woken up by his best friend. He's just listening.

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Yeah I’m chilling out I’m vibing but in a scared way

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'In the end, we are all what we have left.'