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The devil on my shoulder is screaming "ISABELLA ANZOLA IS GOING TO PAN AMS" and the angel on my shoulder is screaming "DON'T GET INVESTED IN JUNIORS" and sometimes I just really hate gymnastics lmao

awhhhh i feel you.

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So there was a rain delay at PacRims. In Gymnastics. And the vault needed a hat.

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I regret to inform you that "why isn't X person in these meets" has started

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I’m still trying to process this tweet.

Who was supposed to tell Cecile about the code of points?  Were they supposed to tell her about it in 2017 at the start of the quad and she managed to take her athlete to two world championships blissfully ignorant of the rules of the sport in  which she is one of the top coaches in the world?

Ma’am, the code of points is available to anyone with an internet connection.  It’s even published in your native language.

Folks, this woman applied to head the United States High Performance program.

It appears she deleted the tweets where she questioned Yeo Seo-jeong’s vault score relative to Jordan Chiles by comparing Chiles’ score on one vault to Yeo’s combined score on two.

But she didn’t delete this tweet complaining about the Russian vault scores.

Folks.  Jordan scored higher than the Russian’s DTYs.  Her vault E score was the highest E score in the entire Olympic team final.

She’s literally mad about a score where her athlete was given the highest score.

Can we pour one out for the amazing things she would have tweeted had they given her the job?  And the amazing things she will tweet to come?

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I really want to know what is being said at Reese Esponda's house right now. She JUST moved there.

World Champions Centre more like Where’s Cecile Centre amirite ?!

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At least Cecile doesn't need to learn the new Code of Points or Whatever for 2025-28

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Do you think the UGA Athletic Director knows that Cecile is... not that code smart or strategic? Can you imagine Cecile making lineups?

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They almost did this for me. One of the umlaut's is an alternate. But I am pleased to announce that their Jesolo team has an umlaut to gymnast ratio of 2/3

Since Germany doesn't have to do anything spectacular at this Euros I think they should commit to a bit and send a team of of people with umlauts in their names.

You could manage at least 4 of the 5 that way:

Janoah Müller

Karina Schönmaier

Silja Stöhr

Lisa Wötzel

Come on DTB, do it for me, let me watch people butcher these teenagers' names.

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Woops there it goes... 2024 Sofia World Cup - Rhythmic Gymnasts Dropping Apparatus

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Since Germany doesn't have to do anything spectacular at this Euros I think they should commit to a bit and send a team of of people with umlauts in their names.

You could manage at least 4 of the 5 that way:

Janoah Müller

Karina Schönmaier

Silja Stöhr

Lisa Wötzel

Come on DTB, do it for me, let me watch people butcher these teenagers' names.

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In the 1970s the students at Amherst College tried to convince the administration to stop using dishes in their dining hall that had a depiction of General Amherst (of smallpox blankets fame) killing Native Americans during the French-Indian War.

When lobbying the administration didn't work they broke all the dishes they could get their hands on during one meal time.

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It's like they don't think we've seen the Russian army for the last two years...

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Amazing. Every time I think I can't get angrier with the French federation, they manage it. WTF are they doing to Caro now???

Oh no I think I'm behind what happened?

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My father is a retired scientist. "The king said a smart person can learn Hangul in one week and I have two..." is so very much my dad. This letter was sent to his 11 year old grandson btw.

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I love them, your honor.

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Says a coach who regularly asks why other gymnasts by name are scored higher than hers on twitter.

The overwhelming reaction to MDJDS's floor has been fans questioning Cecile for the obvious composition issues.

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I love how all the individual event winners from Palaio Faliro are from different countries

Honestly RG is so exciting these days...