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THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

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I literally can't see my notifs on this account and it's bugging me so much

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Hi

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Vinegar and soap for blood

Freeze a body before putting it into a wood chipper if you don't itll clog the gears and make more of a mess

Just don't bury the body, there are much easier ways to dispose of it such as, water if you puncture a lung the body won't float

Seriously don't put the body in a bog/ bayou

Bleach and rubbing alcohol makes chloroform so you can get that victim

If you can't flee after. Go "missing" don't post on anything, don't respond to ANYONE and hide really well, where your positive even cops won't find you

Don't think all murders that happen in horror movies are real either, those are unrealistic for the most part on how easy they seem, killing a person is actually quite difficult

Inject potassium under the tongue if nothing else. It'll induce a heart attack and people will never know it was you

These are all for writing purposes though

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

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You know

Idk what it is about watching tv and crying

But it's nice