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3rd of april?? what the fuck. what’s next? april 4th?? a 5th of april???? give me a fucking break.

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excuse my language but it is so bizarre to me how common it is to refer to someone’s dick as their “meat”. like. it’s all meat. all of you. the whole fucking thing is meat and water. and bones that aren’t even really yours you’re just borrowing them. what the hell 

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At 3 am too

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ppl in the ratatouille tag asking who would win in a fight remy or stuart little and the answer is obviously remy like hello that cardigan wearing orphan mouse had his whole life handed to him on a silver plate, meanwhile remy busted his ass every single day to support a family of 500 or so rats, most of whom were homophobic!!!!! by night he was a CHEF, a genius forced to hide his talent AND his identity . you think he wont beat that spoiled little mouse within an inch of his life if he had to?? just because hes gay???? dont make me laugh

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petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

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We only drink water to pee.

But man, it is worth it.

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life is good

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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gonna call in a shitter like it's a medevac helicopter and I'm a wounded GI in the jungles of Vietnam

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The orange kitty presented...

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I want the brain worms of a tumblr gay who almost exclusively posts anons that are always like, "Bulge pic pls?" and they always respond like. "I mean since you asked 😌"

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