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lando BIG MAD in the media pen oh i am rubbing my little hands together like a fly

(this is ALSO about miami and this could also be about any other GP before or since.... and people ask me why im making them go insane)

no but can we please have an actual conversation on the miami post-race presser like i need us to go on a teambuilding about that

this clip????????????????? KEEPING LANDO BEHIND ME EYE WIGGLE?????? no power left to speak

lando taking a break from answering depressing questions about oscar to straight up start sending shots & call max’s driving style “not very smart”?????? BRO NO ONE’S BREAKUP HURT THEM WORSE, EVERYONE AROUND CATCHING STRAYS RN

oscar gently and gingerly giving lando his flowers by talking about how lando’s first victory was at miami last year and how good it was.......... the generosity of the guy who’s getting dicked down by your old crush on company time truly knows no bounds

“im doing all i can, i kept belief the whole race but oscar’s driving well......” 🏥🚑🚨💊💉😔☝️

the brocedes question

the

brocedes

question

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY ABOUT THE MEDIA’s BROCEDES REBORN NARRATIVE WHAT HAVE I BEEN PREACHIN

oscar hemming and hawing like he’s thinking about it as a legitimate strategic question while lando, without looking at him, STARTS NODDING WITH THE SADDEST MOST FRUSTRATED LOOK. LIPS PURSED LIKE HES REVIEWING HIS PRENUP

someone put all of us down they gotta give euthanasia discounts

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what is your discord?👀👀👀

im @ honeyyloop on there! 🫶

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rip to lando and his mid weekend and his lukewarm attempts to start something with max, but carlos simply cannot catch a SINGLE break. my poor buddy. osc of course having the season of his life so far

ik this ask is about miami but the fact that it could easily be about every single GP since melbourne, that it will likely be true for imola & possibly monaco too............ speaks volumes. idk what the volumes are saying, exactly, but they are there. they’re spoken

oscar’s season is insane, actually. 4 wins out of 6 gps?? it’s surprising even to the likes of villeneuve who had him in their sights since the start of the year like... its all just mental. ive said it before but this glowup makes way more sense in the slipstream cinematic universe bc at least in SCU we have (a) oscar winning on pure spite, diana spencer revenge dress (b) emotional infidelity in the workplace will grant you superpowers (c) chapell roan “my kink is karma” on blast (d) carlos sainz magic dick (makes you aerodynamic)

meanwhile trying to figure out this split in real life? strategists are baffled. we knew the MCL39 upgrades will impact lando more but we said impact not FULL FRONT IRREPARABLE DAMAGE so likeee?

and carlos will have a bad weekend every time oscar has a great one i fear........ it’s fate trying to force the hurt/comfort...... i’ve yet to see the both of them happy, quali worked for us in imola so let me not jinx it but i just KNOW some shakespearean shit coming our way

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heyy! I was just wondering if you are still working on slipstream, because I really loved it!! but like if you are busy it's no problem, I just wanted to know!!

you have such a good timing omg hiii 🫶 calling you a williams engineer the way you knew exactly when to drop in

predictably imola brought me back here, but im a big fan of not making any promises ever! so to be safe imma say the writing life of honey is on a provisional summer break while she’s chilling at the seaside and trying to survive this triple-header surrounded by people who do not give a single briatore fuck about f1 in 2025

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https://www.tumblr.com/subaru-copilot/782712385217658880/oscar-reaction-to-norris-blaming-max-lmao?source=share

Messy👀👀👀

NO LIKE THAT ENTIRE OPEN TOP CAR RIDE WAS SO??????????

i watched the race w friends who are normal and i think their general vibes of touched grass-ness made me downplay it in the moment, but even then it felt like oscar instantly started watching him the moment he began to go off the rails? with the most Wary fucking eyes like oh my god what is my broken furby of an ex gonna do next

i see the messy sideeye but can i also present to you the “sideye but make it (worried) and (codependent) as well as (derogatory)”. like a part of oscar being such a guarddog gentleparenting am i my teammate’s keeper trope always stays with me i can’t even explain it. it’s fundamentally in my head that he’s so enmeshed w lando he’s trying to save him from himself and from his borderline unhinged media appearances that keep getting worse (i could go into a whole thing about how mclaren benefits from lando being a loose canon & how it plays right into their comms strategy & everybody can see that except for lando himself, but let’s! not! let’s enjoy this race sunday!)

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ion know if u fw making songs abt ur fic but landoscar are giving back to friends by Sombr

i fw it severely!!! send me all the songs always babes, i have a landosc playlist as well as a carcar playlist i frantically update and this is gonna go righttttt in. the “december head on your chest didn’t want to take a breath” is abs crazy bc i already wrote smw that they broke up around that time in qatar24.... are you in my notesapp.....

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this gif set going platinum in slipstream!landosc world https://www.tumblr.com/testarossa/783726095077883904

oh my god the way i knew imola would bring me right the fuck back here but i still didn’t expect this level of divorce cunt...... platinum is fucking cORRECT. thank you SO much for sending this in gifset form, i caught the clip on instagram cold turkey and nearly murked my phone at the beach

she is so fucking confident lately?????? what software upgrade did mark webber put in her. kill your teammate in 4k each chance you get in the beautiful italian countryside ig? what linklater movie is this

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Love how Oscar had one psychosexual situationship with a teammate and go like yep that’s it extreme avoid attachment for the unforeseeable future for me.

Me to Oscar: denying yourself of things you desperately crave and sabotaging your own happiness all by yourself handsome?

As a fellow avoidant attachment, I’m enjoying the ride so far. saw some people wanting certainty but whereeeeeee is the fun in that! It’s about the ride! It’s about keeping u on ur toes!

Although it kinda hurts when he doesn’t let Carlos call him babe 😔 like girl that’s why u r like this. Ik it’s hard to move on when he’s literally ur teammate but likeeeee

Also I’m psycho analyzing Osc. when u wrote ‘come on Oscar let urself have smth for once’ and Osc being surprised when Carlos gives him what he wants/needs so easily without having to beg or make a fool of himself had me thinking abt how it’s w/ Lando. Esp the throwback part where he said keep me warm instead of keep me. It hits like my mom. No cap. From that I assume w/ Lando Osc is used to sec guessing a lot and rarely ask for things and just stayed where Lando placed him just so Lands would keep him? So that he does not come off needy/clingy?

My nosy ass scrolled down the asks and I say…. imagine actually writing 15k for each gp til abu dhabi you’d gag Hamilton. (Alexander not Lewis) which imo u actually did it already to me.

- Hamilton wrote the other 51 essays!

Well, AO3 user honeyloop wrote 5 Slipstream installment within one month so what’s your point. 😾

“denying yourself of things you desperately crave and sabotaging your own happiness all by yourself handsome?” that’s literally the entirety of suzuka plotline congrats on doing the quickest sparknotes best anyone’s ever done it

I assume w/ Lando Osc is used to sec guessing a lot and rarely ask for things and just stayed where Lando placed him just so Lands would keep him? So that he does not come off needy/clingy?

yep! like yeah so ffr. his thing with lando was literally never defined so of course there was never any space to ask for something when you have no name for it AND no room to put it in.

also, as a big note. i feel like an important aspect im not stressing in-universe in Oscar’s POV because the whole point of denial is that you don’t notice it.... is that these are deeply closeted men.........ykwim like that plays SOOOOOOO much into it. with landosc it’s of course the usual typical gen Z beats of attachment avoidance & fear & loathing of authentic intimacy and allat, but it’s also like. fully compounded by the fact that these people could NOT exhibit public intimacy ANYWAY. even private intimacy within close circles is???? a childish dream at best, it would always come back to haunt them. everything you do as an athlete competing against just 20 other people in the world is basically a weapon, only choice is if it’s used on you or not. for all of f1’s current talk of social issues and the importance of changing #masculinityinsports.... the moment there’s blood in the water the sharks are coming, bestie. we’ve seen that soooo many times this season ALONE. there’s a reason that from all the f1 grid past and present we only have ralf schumacher as an out gay man, and even that is such a special situation it’s its own category

like this one is probably on me because i took it as assumed that everyone would read this with “these are animals in the dark forest of 21st century public sport trying hard as fuck NOT to alert the hunters” in mind. but yeah the fact that having these affairs could & WOULD cost them the championship is not lost on anyyy of them trust me, no matter how hopeful/experienced/therapy-pilled they are

& closing remarks thank youuuu for this ask, it was so sweet to read thru 💗 i (not american) honestly did not know how many essays hamilton wrote and ngl this cultural exchange GAGGED me. 51 is a whole lot girl....... was he ok? did he hit his daily steps target? lots of questions here but i for real don’t know what would have to happen for slipstream to get even close to that. that’s like writing the whole of 2024 season and 2025 AND then some off-season shots. madness. hope this malignant energy never finds me...... 🧿

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wait no please talk about lacan

bestie the streets won’t even let me sprinkle a lil bit of emotional dishonesty inside the doomed saviour complex of homoerotic friendships..... u think they’ll let me yap about lacan where all desire is an unntenable projection that can’t be captured or fulfilled, only endured? lbfr they’ll close this blog like it’s a hazardous waste site

psychosexual analysis is for friends & family only i fear

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screaming crying begging Oscar to not self sabotage and go back to his toxic ex when Carlos is literally giving him him not only everything he need but wants like bro let yourself be happy and trust again PLEASE

literally so true. like literally all of this so true. unfortunately i showed it to oscar and this is what he said

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carlos driving lando around in monaco oh im so sure this will be so normal in rpf carlandosc world. also re team 55 i love them dearly, the princess/loyal knight/court jester dynamic they have going on is SO good. teto loves to annoy people with a phone camera and he & pierluigi are attached at the hip this year

princess loyal knight court jester is so right for them you are sending visions right into my heart & home i hope u know. i always said im forever on the fence about a carlos POV bc im not europeanspanish brained enough for him. but the prospect of showing team 55 antics is so compelling rn......... drawing me out like a nosferatu..... maybe i must indeed bounce on it crazystyle

the lando passanger princess candids rewired my immune system. her permed curls her dead doe eyes her lack of pattern recognition of monaco’s gridline. miss no license just road rage & demands. stanley cup LOCKED in the holder. sat behind those papparazzi-proof windows scrolling her phone while carlos is trying to lane merge in a million dollar risk on car insurance. do you even understand

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rare pokemon in the wild, someone else working in comms!! hello

twirls hair hiiiiii come over. should we start a company together and tell the boys at mclaren they can’t post shit like that on main? let’s link up let’s touch base let’s connect on #impactdriven #platforms

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totally understand ur "it's not carcar :(" anon due to i instinctively, deeply, and irrationally feel that anything & everything that makes carlos unhappy should be illegal (his car, his father, ferrari, etc)... and yet it is SOOO tasty to watch him having a bad time, fictionally :( crazy how there has not yet been a single race where all three of them are having a good time. whoever's writing the real person fact of this season said "them 🫵 they in particular must suffer"

anyway this is just to say i appreciate u and i love messy situationships and i love when they all collide i am ALONG for the ride no matter where it ends up. the Dad's Birthday of it all has the potential to be soooo unbelievably rancid [grinch_smile.gif]

loooove the complexity here, nodding sagely, plato and aristotle on the steps of the atheneum jpg. you get it exactly. irl i want nothing but happiness for us all but im literally a brocedes-built organism......... my very mithocondria yearns for the narrative trap

AND SO SERIOUSLY can we direct some of the need to defend carlos sainz (not a fictional projection of him! the man himself!) to the people at sky who keep asking him if he misses ferrari and are ong like UR SLUTTY MONACO EX/TEAMMATE IS WINNING PODIUMS! UR A BACKMARKER! HIGHLIGHT OF UR SEASON WAS HELPING UR NEW TEAMMATE WIN AFTER YOU DNF’D! HOW DO YOU RESPOND! OH IT’S YOUR DAD’S BIRTHDAY! AND YOU’RE P20! IS THAT A GOOD GIFT YOU RECKON? ALL YOU MANAGED TO DO SO FAR IS SHIT AND LOSE 10K EUROS :( BUT HEY BRIDGE IS RIGHT THERE! DO A FLIP! UNLESS YOU FORGOT HOW TO DO THAT TOO

it’s soooooooooo. irl? i need to take down press names death note style. but fictionally? bestie i was BORN to write a season where EVERYONE involved suffers with almost choreographed cyclicity

like i feel like the only way i sinned by misrepresenting this series is that i did not put this image in the very first author note i ever posted

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just read the last installment to slipstream and!!!! GOD! my heart is with carlos in this one i just, oscar in being mean. Like I understand but god no it still hurts me a lot!! I get him also in the way he acts with lando cause I can see myself like that but at the same time if I had a carlos then that wouldn’t happen so it’s back and forth my feelings about oscar in this one. Also!!! I don’t know how to feel cause I used to think that lando was only going to haunt the narrative and carcar would be endgame (even if you specified that that wasn’t necessarily the case) I still hoped for something like a happy ending and now i don’t know about that I’m!!!

really there with you on the whole “if i was inside of this labyrinth i’d probably do the same sorry fumble towards the light, but from the outside it’s all soooooooo painful to watch.... like JUST FOLLOW THE LOVE!!! JUST FOLLOW THE RIGHT WAY OUT OSCAR” but you see we signed up for a whole sport of men who never sort their issues outside a car so we must hold their hand while they fuck it up ig

i appreciate u for voicing ur wish for a happy carcar ending while also keeping space for the fact that i said that might not be the case (not because of lando, just cause i’m interested in the journey not the destination etc.... i want to play with all their emotions before i can lock in on one). ur a lovely reader to hear from <3 hope some of the pain is fun to go thru & if it isn’t, that we’ll meet again elsewhere 🫶

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I find kind of funny how oscar accused carlos of two timing him and with lando when he is the one two timing them !!

i couldn’t decide for 1000 days if this is a good funny ask or another ask where i have to boot up the Ace Attorney fit and defend miss op81 on the stand of bad latenight texting decision in your 20’s

but in any case

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Reading Gifts of Air and oh... oh oscar... lando really got you good huh? The kind with his fingertips digging deep in the clay of your foundations, ghost touches that forever lingers typa good 💀

His whole see-sawing act of folding and unfolding himself into a shape that lando might want,,, and lando sliding from kind to cutting at the drop of a hat. And yet even after all that he's still trapped into a loop of caring for lando... dawg.... one must TRULY imagine sisyphus happy ...🧍‍♂️

[Oscar feels like a door just opened here, and he missed it.]

Also NEEEEED to tell you i chocked at this, miss unreliable narrator with insane miscomunication skills, god said i gave you a cute face, a banging body and good driving skills so i should debuff you a bit 😔 and i think thats fair actually ☝️

we neeeed to co-author this series at this point with the way your reactions to it are sexier than the entire chapter..... take my hand

FINGERTIPS DIGGING DEEP IN THE CLAY OF YOUR FOUNDATIONS OK KAVEH AKBAR EILEEN MYLES ANNE CARSON DROP THE POETRY COLLECTION NOW I KEEP SO SAYING

“dawg one must imagine sisyphus” got me insane, said this out loud to friends multiple times lately & there was just no context worse than ‘oh i heard that from my oscar piastri hivemind on a practically defunct internet platform where i write 60k a month for free’

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in love and obsessed with the carcar content <3 went in and read need me then, not realising it's a series. i was shot 57 times by the fic, and then revived by the fact that i get to pull myself through four! more carcar fics! going insane (in a good way) thank you for cooking these messy boys up

i loveeeee how ‘need me then’ pulled in a lot of people from seemingly out of nowhere, the branding strategist in me is still puzzled as to how that happened because boy would i like to replicate it in the future. truly like that fic broke containment & gave me some of the most fun readers of the whole series. glad you’re part of that wave 💗 the rest is even messier so sit down table’s set