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Avo of all Cookies having a ‘shadow/dark/parallel’ alternate from another dimension really is giving me Kirby-logic design vibes. Only with much less “red”, color wise.

Although haven’t even booted up CRK even after I downloaded the app, so I have no idea what Half-Avocado’s personality is even like.

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         “...I mean, what if you let the entire...” Gestures to a theoretical container shape. “...bucket of ice cream melt in the spoon? I bet that would be a spoonful now, for sure!”

          “Need me to forge a giant spoon to test that out, or-?”

 “But then he says ‘only a spoonful’ and the other man takes out a comically large spoon. However, it doesn’t make proper sense, due to the fact that, compared to the spoon, most ice cream containers would only properly fill up 50% of the spoon at best, therefore, it is technically not a spoonful. Now, if the spoon was slightly smaller, then, yes, it would technically be a spoonful, but.”

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Don't know if I'll ever make any intense changes in the blog just yet, but I did stay up for hours coming up with a Twitter feed about why Avocado Cookie is so unique of a cookie character to me.

Please take a look as it is quite a thread.

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I know I haven't been on here much (*coughcough @of-boxes-and-ufos cough* ) , but recently on Twitter I've found more Avocado fan artists and according to one of them there's a new Cookie Run comic. I have no idea what's the context, but here's Avocado tackling head on what appears to be an exploding METEORITE?? To PROTECT Brave and DARK CHOCO????

And also, ALSO...

...GIANT AVO?????

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oddcollection

“…”

  “Lassie.”

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         “What? Am I wrong? Don’t judge me if I can come up with plenty of sea-worthy PUNtential, haha!”

          “...Also, you hair kinda looks ‘softy’, if that’s what you meant. It could be softer and smoother though. Ever tried using some oil on it?”

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       “Pirey, this IS you you’re talking about, right? Any rumors about you wouldn’t fly-”

       “- they would SET SAIL.”

  “WHICH ONE OF YE LANDLUBBERS SAID I WAS A ‘SOFTIE’? COME FORTH, YE SCALLYWAG, I REFUSE TO LET THESE RUMORS FLY!”

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avocado cookie’s comedy gold - after years and years of trying to come up with the perfect comedy routine, she finally has it! will the other cookies finally laugh at her jokes…? she’d be surprised if they avocaDON’T!

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Haha!!

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tfw you haven't been hugged in years

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do you mind if non-rp blogs follow you? i dont have an rp blog (yet) i just really love avocado

((Sure! Just mind not to reblog anything that’s a response to another rp!))

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Do you like cookies? Do you like knights? Well, I’ve got two cookie knights for you!

Temporary promo for a Dark Choco and Knight Cookie (from Cookie Run: Ovenbreak) RP blog! Written by Jolt.

Please share if you’re interested in interacting!

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         “...Hmm? 4th wall? What’s that?” :)

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*Both run by @the-brawl-girl

*9+ Years of RP Experience

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Where has Avocado been since her innocence was proven? She would have joined the others in search of that mysterious Rougefort Cookie, but for now...

She’s helping care for Gingerbrave as he’s recovering back inside the mansion.

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Extremely Exhausted Starters

“You. Rest. Now.”

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

“I went a little overboard sure… but I’m still alive. So shh.”

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i made this dedicated to avocado

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*at a bar*

bartender: this is from the gentleman over there

girl: this is a plant

me [shouting from across the bar]: just wanted to say aloe