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^ what a bluegill might say moments before biting onto my baited hook

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i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

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[flicks invert filter on and off on picture of a rural town in maine] normal world! evil world! normal world! evil world! normal world! evil world!

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i will sexualise the horrifying and find the horror in the sexualised

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if i pass out today dont blame my evil guardian phantom for rising out of me and slashing all who approach with her halberd shes just shy

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The king’s nefarious vizier won’t see your posts but your friend who schemes and simpers will.

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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would you still love me if i wasn't able to successfully navigate the northwest passage?

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yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood

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i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes

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look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

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being a certain gender doesnt make you evil. youre not automatically evil just because youre a man youre automatically evil because of the amulet

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getting real foreboding prophecy vibes from this