freyjaagnarrsdotter

[freyjaagnarrsdotter]

When's your birthday?

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

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TEXT 🦶 FRENNEY

Tenney: The stars may never be wrong, but YOU sure are. I do NOT have foot thing. Do you think I care if I “should” use it as an insult or not? It’s an insult and an actual suggestion, Cher. Checking star charts to /incorrectly/ find out your ex’s kinks can’t be too healthy.

Freyja: I guess heartless assholes *wouldn't* care about how cruel and politically incorrect weaponizing therapy and neurodivergency is, so that's on me for expecting you to have an ounce of kindness in you. But therapy is NOT an insult, regardless of intent, end of. And it's healthy and fun, thank you very much. I'm so healed that you're not even an ex to me anymore. You're just some girl who obvi needs SOMEONE to check on her chart.

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TEXT 🦶 FRENNEY

Tenney: I’m not a feet girl, the fact that we’re havin this conversation in general is enough to make me nauseous. But that just might be because I’m talkin to you. Either way your stars are wrong and you should seek therapy.

Freyja: The stars aren't MINE, and they're never wrong, so maybe you should go suck on a toe and shush for once. And by the way, telling someone to go seek therapy isn't an insult and you shouldn't try to use it as one! BUT if either of us needs it, it's not me.

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TEXT 🦶 FRENNEY

Tenney: Is this your way of informing me that you want to get BLOCKED? Because I would be more than happy to oblige.

Freyja: I know you're unfamiliar with the concept of being kind and helpful, but that just so happens to be what I'm doing for you. Star charts tell people about kinks now so I checked yours to see if you had a fetish for being a big jerk but all it said is that you're a feet girl.

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TEXT 🦶 FRENNEY

Freya: You want to punish yourself by seeking unhealthy relationships. Also the stars say you may want to have your feet fucked. Just letting you know. :)

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How did you lose your virginity?

Does fingering count? Because you guys heard the start of that story so I guess I can finish it. A friend I'd been crushing on admitted she liked me back and so we started "dating" but honestly, we just acted like we did when we were friends, so one day I was just like "hey, want me to tickle your clit?" and she let me and I got so excited I accidentally froze myself to her. We had to call @annikabjorgman who, being the best cousin ever, showed up with a hair dryer and got us sorted out. The girl dumped me after that though and told some friends so it took me a minute before someone let me touch them again. The next time was with a dude who insisted on handcuffing me, not necessarily for kink reasons, mostly for safety, and it was pretty good, not gonna lie.

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Do you have a "type" and if so, how would you describe it?

Big brown eyes, great hair, a good sense of style, a smile that they don't show to just anybody, and someone who has a passion as deep as designing is to me is kind of what I look for. You know, in general.

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Which royal couple do you admire the most? Why?

I mean, like, duh, my aunt and uncle have got it going on. That said, I want to give a shoutout to Queen Tiana and King Naveen. Queen T is a hardworking woman who loves staying professional but also isn’t a huge jerk about it, and she stays open to being with someone who is totally charming, adorable, and just a wee bit unhinged because she knows that love is more important than anything else at the end of the day. As an example. @tenneyboudreaux

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How are you the most like your parent(s)? The most different?

If we’re starting with the obvious, then yeah, I have my mom’s enviable color palette, her ability to pull it off, and the ice powers. I do not feel, like, “connected to nature” because of it though, and I’d consider myself way more of a people person than she is.

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What would you say is your greatest talent?

Designing! I really don’t mean to toot my own horn but TOOT TOOT, everything I make is gorgeous and one day I’ll rule the world.

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Pronouns and orientation?

I’d apologize for how weird what I’m about to say sounds, but it’s the truth and if you can’t handle the truth, you couldn’t handle me anyway -- I identify as an extension of the fifth spirit which is pretty genderless but if you call me she/her/they/them/it, I won’t mind it. As for who I’d date, I’m open to it all! 

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What's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

Mine is kind of lame, but mostly I just want to be somewhere warm, like maybe an abandoned beach with crystal blue waters and margaritas waiting nearby. I just like the idea of getting to be naked and feeling hot, hot air on my skin -- and then some super hot person is also there, and we can just like get busy on the sand or in the water or whatever, wherever, that doesn’t matter as much as just feeling warm does. 

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How do you feel about the Isle?

I always wanted to go there when I was younger and see what was up, but I wasn’t allowed, and that made me sad! And like, if that made me sad, I bet not being allowed to come here made them sad too. I’m glad they’re all here now though! It’s great being all together as a people.

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What animal sidekick would you have based on your personality?

Either a fancy, fluffy white poodle or a cute silk worm! You know, because I like to be taken care of, but also because I like to work and sew and create!

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What do you want for christmas?

A front row seat at Auradonian Fashion Week. Either that, or like, fun new scarves. Scarves are going to be in at the start of next year.

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what's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you during sex?

The first time I fingered somebody, I kind of um.... froze my finger to her clit?