Hi! you can call me meg (he/she/they) 22, Australian, gay as fuck except when I'm notWelcome to my incoherent hellhole, have a nice stay (:
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why am i being enrolled in uni rn
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I find it hard to believe that dan and phil are fully almost forty years old but then I remember neither of them have ever seen the sun or done a day of manual labour in their life
#me talking#dan and phil#chronic child face for both of them bc they never fucking go outside and landed a successful youtube career in their early 20s
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Phil's uni anecdotes: I had prawn crackers at a gay bar we went clubbing and then I made out with men
Dan's uni anecdotes: I skipped all my classes to be a youtube trophy wife
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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.
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you there. mutual. 🫵 yes you.
*kisses your forehead* i love you. thank you for being mutuals with me.
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Phil's uni anecdotes: I had prawn crackers at a gay bar we went clubbing and then I made out with men
Dan's uni anecdotes: I skipped all my classes to be a youtube trophy wife
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#my fireplace#fire in general- probably? depends on the apocalypse#the actual object lol no unless maybe I hide inside it
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as a society we need to normalize platonic soulmates. please. like literally live with your best friend. raise a kid/pet with your best friend. why should people have to "be alone" and not experience some parts of life just because they never fall in love. stop making the world revolve around fucking romance.
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im never puppy bored when i slay with my puppy sword
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Lying on the floor should be a full time job
#I’m on that 9-5#want to hang out later? can’t sorry I have work#it���s been a long day at the office#me talking
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chronically online out of necessity but trying to have a chronically offline view of the world for my sanity
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Projecting my period cramps onto Phil Lester not as a punishment but because I think he would want to help
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