to try to boldly go but probably end up procrastinating . . . ...... .
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okay google help me out
okay but is that really the coolest of wait a fucking second
hell fuckin yeah
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I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff
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what the fuck is wrong with u people if a person wants to wear a grandpa sweater and a flowercrown while drinking a pumpkin spice latte fucking let them live their life the last thing they probably need is your broke judgmental ass giving them hella negative vibes cause you don’t like their life choices bye
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Somewhere on planet earth
Right now
At this moment
Somebody
Is
Riding dick
Shout out to the them
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they did it on mythbusters
someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)
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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
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