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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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We must do everything in our power to eradicate Mormonism.
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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In hindsight it's very insulting to be told that flunking out of college due to adhd is actually "quite common"
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in general i think hoping for the untimely deaths of most billionaires is pointless because most of them are functionally indistinguishable from the person who would replace them. getting rid of individual billionaires does not solve the problem of billionaires. but elon musk dying badly sure would solve the problem of elon musk
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A witch puts a spell on a girl, a sleeping spell that promises the girl shall wake through true love’s kiss. Men come and kiss her. She slumbers. Women come and press their lips to hers, but still she sleeps. Many years past, and the girl remains still. One bright morning, a lost little boy finds her resting spot and clears the dust and grime from her face. He offers her a kiss on her forehead, and her eyes flutter open. She never feels romantic love for a man nor a woman, and she cares for the boy until the day she dies.
A young woman is imprisoned in a castle by a monstrously formed prince. The servants of the castle hope for them to fall in love, and when the spell is broken they assume their prayers have been answered. They are all surprised, but nonetheless pleased, when it is revealed to them that the young woman and prince are the truest of friends, and nothing more.
They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen, a woman who is incapable of loving. She is unmarried, she has no consorts, and she wishes for no partner. She is the wretched queen, the heartless queen. She must hate her daughter, for her daughter is beautiful, and women are incapable of liking another woman who’s prettier than themselves. It must be for this reason that the princess was sent away, not for how she was attacked by a man in the woods. They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen because she cannot love. The queen loves her daughter, and that is enough for them both.
There lives a prince who is forced to choose a bride at the ball. He meets many beautiful women, but find none which he loves. He spies one in a gorgeous gown and wonder in her eyes, and he dances with her all night long. The kingdom is sure he has found his bride. When the clock strikes midnight he tells her how he will never love a woman, or a man, in the way he is expected to. The beautiful woman smiles and tells him she expects nothing from him. The next morning the prince and the beautiful woman are missing, having run off together to see the world. They leave their shoes behind in their haste.
Many kinds of love exist. It doesn’t all have to be romantic.
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In an incredible reversal, Builder.AI just declared bankruptcy after admitting that they were faking their AI tool with 700 humans
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Have said this out loud
Got very strange looks
Another failed experiment.
If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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All this and I only got one of two sauces
I'm not the type to make it a big deal or anything, I really do just wonder if he could even hear us over his headset lmao
This is surreal
Me and my roommate are going through the Taco Bell drive through and the person on the speaker has switched TWICE for our very simple order.
I mean a distinct change from a man speaking to a woman I recognize as the manager
I hope he's okay lmao
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He asked if we wanted 8 ten-piece nuggets, or "A 10 piece nuggets" and then tried to give us a meal when all we wanted was nuggs
This is surreal
Me and my roommate are going through the Taco Bell drive through and the person on the speaker has switched TWICE for our very simple order.
I mean a distinct change from a man speaking to a woman I recognize as the manager
I hope he's okay lmao
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This is surreal
Me and my roommate are going through the Taco Bell drive through and the person on the speaker has switched TWICE for our very simple order.
I mean a distinct change from a man speaking to a woman I recognize as the manager
I hope he's okay lmao
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something genuinely insane about going somewhere and getting to feel “i had some of the worst years of my life here” and “i was loved here, once” simultaneously.
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always so touching and vibrant when you remember people a hundred years ago had profound lives full of fun and love
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