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fun fact (headcanon)

brud can know if you have cancer. cuz he’s a pigeon. but he can’t fly. yAAAAAAAAAYY

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if the sprunks died, how would they?

idk why I did this, it just popped in my mind.

(Also yes, Sprunks is plural for sprunki for me)

Raddy - Got stuck in a tight area.

Oren - Trusted Wenda too much.

Simon - Was mislead while finding Durple into a dangerous area for weeks. Ate Gray, but still died of starvation

Garnold - “My suit can’t crush me!” *fvcking dies of springlock*

OWACKX - Ate rat poison. Body was contaminated

Vineria - S A L T.

Sky - Was too curious.

Jevin - Ended up killing himself. I will not elaborate

Durple - Died by crashing into a tree, was hiding.

Pinki - Ate the same rat poison OWACKX ate.

Wenda - Ate Pinki, died due to the poison

Tunner - Was bitten by a cottonmouth, somehow..

Brud - Ate Tunner, who was poisoned

Gray - Chased Wenda, was mislead into the same dangerous area Simon went. Died because Simon was starving.

Clukr - Helping Simon find Durple, but when Durple crashed his body landed right on top of him. Heavy as heck..

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is it just me or im starting to think Gray is a dragon.. like a fluffy dragon something.

kinda like the moixaura you see in Dragon Adventures (roblox)

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and the most ___ awards go to-?

TALLEST

1st: Durple

2nd: Raddy

3rd: Jevin

SHORTEST

1st: Vineria

2nd: Simon

3rd: Wenda

FASTEST

1st: Simon

2nd: Raddy (VERY close to first)

3rd: Wenda

SMARTEST

1st: FunBot, Fun Computer (has the same intelligence of AI)

2nd: Garnold & Clukr

3rd: Durple

STRONGEST

1st: Durple

2nd: Tunner (gun.) & Raddy

3rd: Simon

SHARPEST SENSES

1st: FunBot

2nd: Simon & Oren

3rd: Wenda

SLOWEST

1st: Vineria (normal walking)

2nd: Brud (normal walking)

3rd: Durple (slow gliding)

ig that’s it!!

(Durple is 1.5x faster than Simon’s run while stooping.)

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sprunki language!

HEHEHEHHEH BACK TO BIOLOGY

-VOCAL High Pitched shrill = “Help!”

Sharp chirps = Hungry, Thirsty, etc. (needs something in general)

Distorted Trilling = Panicked, scared

Hissing = Was hurt, angry, wants to fight

Shrieking/Loud Trills/Roars = Aggressive and will 100% attack if you wouldn’t back down.

-BODY LANGUAGE

Jumping repeatedly = “I found food!”

Scales/Fur/etc trembling or raising = Feels threatened

Nipping and runs away = “Dont come near me!”

EMOTIONAL STUFF

Angry -> Hissing, shrieking

Sad or sick -> Lethargic, silent

Scared -> Trembling, pupils are smaller

Happy -> Singing, pupils dilated

Disgusted/Grossed out -> Squinting eyes, looking away, puking motions

Curious -> Brief trills, sniffing

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funbot hcs!

omg i forgot this silly little guy. im so sorry. WAIT NONO HES CRYING NA-

-Despite being a robot, Funbot has a preference to be called a he. -Funbot is almost always close to Mr. Sun, being solar powered.

-His senses are better than Simon’s, although he cannot go more than 9 hours without sunlight.

-He is made of a metal similar to tungsten.

-He speaks in amen break or icons on his visor, Garnold accidentally lost FunBot’s voice box during a repair.

-He can mimic sounds, but not words.

-Funbot has no emotions, however he can express things with his mouth or through amen breaks.

-He emits a faint beige glow.

-Funbot cannot eat, and he has no tongue despite it being depicted when he opens his mouth. Garnold and Clukr have no idea why they built in a mouth if he can’t speak in the first place.

-His speaker is at the back of his lower neck plate.

-He takes an interest with insect-like creatures, possibly the reason why his dads chose him to look like Simon.

-He has no defenses himself, but Garnold taught him to mimic a supersonic screech which FunBot has no idea what to use.

-Despite his lack of emotions, FunBot can express fear and love.

-He is unable to laugh to jokes or anything, instead he makes several loud noises.

-Funbot can cry, but he does not have tears. He only closes his eyes, frowns and makes sounds of vinyl scratching.

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intro post for no reason!

Hello!! I’m friedmicrowave, or just micro.

Im a small tumblr stumbler who makes sprunki headcanons! (My favorite is Simon, Durple, or Funbot)

I make appearance headcanons but I would rather shove a gun in my mouth than show art (it SUCKS 🦅🦅🦅🔥)

DNI if!:

-You just wanna hate or protest on my content

-NSFW blog

-Average DNI stuff

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You can slap your headcanons in my asks as well, I don’t mind (I’ll reply to them)

idk what else to share (ignore the tags)

ZIP ZAP ZWORP 👽👽

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simon hcs!

I decided to tweak the stuff in my first post

Simon is excellent at finding anyone, due to his antennae able to track scents of a sprunki.

Durple knew this, and when he was so upset and wanted to hide he ripped of Simon’s antennae.

He doesn’t have teeth, he has mandibles.

Cannibalized a juvenile one time.

Has a very insatiable appetite sometimes and will stop at nothing to quench it.

Mentioning that, one time he ate 2 of durple’s trumpets. He got sick after that.

Has a dislike for vegetables and will bite your hand if you wouldn’t stop offering him them.

Simon is a pyrophobic, germophobe and Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic.

Extremely agile.

Despite his good senses, he has bad eyesight (he refuses to get glasses) and one time he crashed into a tree while hunting a newt

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sprunki combat stuff idk

I dunno if this is even biology 😭

-Raddy

POSITIVE:

Really good at fighting

Relatively tough hide, being a reptile

NEGATIVE:

His belly is his least armored point, target him there

Pretty much weak if you jumped on his back and held on

Weak to sharp objects

(OVERALL: Avoid being rammed in combat)

-Oren

POSITIVE:

Quite powerful sting being a hornet after all

Really agile because INSECTT

Relatively fast reaction time

NEGATIVE:

Weak coat, mainly fluff

Helpless if you grabbed him by his tail (Oren’s main weapon)

(Overall: Keep away from his stinger if confronted.)

-Garnold

POSITIVE:

The same as Oren’s, he’s also a hornet.

NEGATIVE:

Weak coat, but a bit stronger than Oren

Not really aggressive and tries to handle things peacefully

(Overall: Don’t let him sting you, despite Garnold being quite peaceful)

-Simon

POSITIVE:

His mandibles are quite strong and capable of ripping if strong enough

Jumping on his back will cause him to hop frantically or run, increasing your chances of falling off if your grip isn’t strong

Trying to firmly grab one of his legs costs blood, being a red-eyed devil katydid

NEGATIVE:

Weak to sharp objects such as knives

Antennae is sensitive (as all the people in the sprunki tk community say), so either pulling, attacking, etc. them is a critical hit

(Overall: Target his antennae and utilize any sharp object nearby. Avoid his mandibles.)

-OWACKX

POSITIVE:

Able to roll up in a ball

Spines are venemous and stabs easily

NEGATIVE:

Is cowardly due to not knowing how to fight.

(Overall: Don’t fight him.)

-Vineria

POSITIVE:

Great at fighting, especially with her horn (don’t ask me how she got it despite being a female beetle)

Will utilize the flowers on her wig if she knows you’re allergic to pollen.

Armor is especially strong and resistant to hits, being a beetle

NEGATIVE:

Her underbelly is unarmored.

If you flip her over, she’s dead. (If you manage to.)

(Overall: Shes peaceful, but if she gets aggressive, flip her over to immobilize her)

-Sky

POSITIVE:

Agile.

A good swimmer

NEGATIVE:

Skeddadles if confronted, will never be aggressive (he’s a juvenile.)

(Overall: He wouldn’t even want to fight you.)

-Jevin

POSITIVE:

Strong coat

Never utilizes his sting or bite. He uses an axe. (stated by a few)

Has battled before and experienced in fighting.

NEGATIVE:

Will drown if placed in deep water (as stated in my first post)

His axe weighs him down, meaning he’s not very agile.

(Overall: He usually runs away if confronted, but if forced to fight, please avoid being hit with his axe. Don’t try to unarm him.)

-Durple (YASS ONE OF MY FAV BOISS)

POSITIVE;

Being a sea dragon, he is able to breathe almost any kind of water (boiling water, pressurized water)

Large asf (compared to the others)

Excellent swimmer

NEGATIVE:

Always target his chest (same Strat as fighting Raddy)

Aiming for his heart is a good way to make critical hits. (Stabbing his heart kills him.)

His fins are sensitive as HELL, so aim a few arrows at Durple’s fins and he surrenders.

(Overall: Target durple’s fins and chest, but try your best to keep up with his frequent water blasts.)

-Pinki

POSITIVE:

One of the most agile, behind Simon and Raddy

Her kicks are powerful if used correctly

Has one of the sharpest senses of any sprunki

NEGATIVE:

Can be easily distracted with food

Soft hide and weak to arrows

(Overall: Try to make your attacks quick as possible.)

-Tunner

POSITIVE:

Gun.

Quite agile

Hearing is good, but eyesight is quite bad (I hc him to sometimes wear glasses)

NEGATIVE:

Despite him having scales, they’re not meant for combat.

Kinda bad eyesight

(Overall: Don’t fight him, he has and knows how to correctly aim a gun.)

-Brud

POSITIVE:

Bucket is surprisingly a good weapon to blind you and bonk

NEGATIVE:

Dumb asf

(Overall: I don’t even know anymore.)

-Black

POSITIVE:

His sting is capable of controlling you, accidentally.

Literally has the power of a hypnotist in his hands

NEGATIVE:

Fearful as hell despite capable of one-shotting you

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hc of sprunki growth stages!!

1. Runt/Polo (1-7 y/o)

-They start off by spawning as a child in their respective flock, having no real mother. Runts are also called “Polos”

-Polos are mainly gray that cannot express emotion or communicate. They stay like that for 3 weeks, developing a more dull colorage of their next form on the third week.

2. Juvenile (8-13 y/o)

-The polo now has more visible coloring, but more muted or dull. They aren’t able to create music, and if they do, it would sound not like a real instrument and very shrill or raspy.

-They group up with other juveniles or polos, making experimental songs and socializing with eachother (this is how ships are made I guess)

3. Young Adult (14-16 y/o)

-As a young adult, a sprunki is able to create almost proper music, but may have voice cracks if they didn’t master their instrument.

-They gain their general hobbies, accessories and appearance. Their color is already fully developed, a vibrant and eye catching coat.

-This stage is where Vineria found her wig.

4. Adult (17-18 y/o)

-A fully formed sprunki, the ones you see in the game. (Sky is a young adult here tho) They are extremely social and love to communicate via song, and can make the classic music you hear in the mod!

-All the sprunkis except Tunner (Elder), Jevin (Elder) and Sky (Young Adult) are in this stage.

5. Elder (19-21 y/o)

-The sprunki’s are able to make music, but have lost their instrumental sound and are only able to use their voice.

-This theorizes that Tunner and Jevin were supposed to play a different instrument, but lost the ability to do so.

GENERAL:

-Raddy did not grow up like the average sprunki, as he was born to be extremely shy and inch away from others, leading to his aggression as an adult.

-Isolation is the worst fear of a young sprunki, as it changes their once social personality to an angry and antisocial one. Raddy was a victim of this

-The sprunkis stop their ability to make any music at 22 years old, and die at 23.

-Sprunki’s don’t rely on drinking milk from their parents. They instinctively forage for food on their own at birth.

-Young males play-fight when they are young, practicing their skills to fight for a female if they grow up one day.

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more sprunki biology!! (general)

-a group of sprunkis is called a flock or pod

-for each flock, there is a matriarch, basically the eldest female/male who leads the group.

-baby sprunkis are not born. they just straight up appear as babies/eggs in their respective flock. that means sprunkis never get pregnant (FOR THE MINORS!!)

-sprunkis’ intelligence ranges from a 1 year old or worse, to as intelligent as a pro engineer.

-there is competition for females (not to mate. just to be couples with), where males do physical combat until one dies or retreats. Oren was the only successful known sprunki to get a female.

-gray did NOT fight for Wenda. He hates her, she hates him.

-during winter sprunkis clump up together for warmth, or stick closer to another.

-there are several roles in a sprunki flock, including the hunter, medic and caretaker.

-sprunkis have fights for food frequently, resulting even in serious injury just for a piece of fish in the winter

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first post 😔

i don’t think I need to do an intro post cause like,, you guys already know what I post

(EDITED: Screw it I made an intro post.)

so uhm I’ll just start with what species the sprunkis probably are!!

1 - Durple

-SPECIES: Dragon/Reptile

-Carnivore, being a dragon lol

-If he couldn’t talk he could usually speak in clicks, roars, grunts, etc.

-Probably has a dragon hoard, since he likes collecting things

-A Drake/wyrm

2 - Oren

-SPECIES: Insect (Hornet/Wasp)

-Nectarivore/Omnivore

-His antennae can’t hear, but can smell or move around to express emotion

-His two visible eyes are compound eyes, the smaller ones are hidden

-FLUFFY!! (because BEE.)

3 - Pinki

-SPECIES: Bunny/Rabbit

-Honks whenever she’s happy, bunnies do that as well

-Herbivore

-One of the fluffiest sprunkis

-Would probably like cabbage/lettuce more than carrots.

4 - Simon

-SPECIES: Insect (Grasshopper/Katydid)

-Omnivore

-Due to being a grasshopper or katydid, he’s one of the fastest canonically!

-Actually has mandibles, they’re just retractable/hidable

-His mandibles also helped him rip off the chunk of Brud’s head in horror mode.

-Bites the sprunkis with his mandibles from time to time (harmlessly)

5 - Raddy

-SPECIES: Horned Lizard/Bearded Dragon

-Also as fast as Simon, they race together probably (and raddy would try to eat Simon as he is an insect)

-Would probably use his horns to stab in combat.

-Omnivore, but leaning to carnivore

-The most territorial and aggressive sprunki

6 - Clukr

-SPECIES: Rhinoceros Beetle

-Omnivore, leaning to herbivore

-The smartest sprunki, along with Garnold (they both built complex, sentient(?) robots)

-Would probably fight raddy mistaking him for a beetle sometimes

-Likes eating corn

7 - Garnold

-SPECIES: Insect (Hornet)

-Nectarivore/Omnivore

-Would fight Oren from time to time, in competition for the best flowers

-Not aggressive, but istg DO NOT LET HIM STING YOU.

-One of the smartest, along with Clukr

-Fuzzy, but not as much as Oren

8 - Jevin

-SPECIES: Insect (Ensign Wasp)

-Nectarivore/Omnivore

-Not aggressive, and doesn’t use his sting or mandibles in combat. (Ensign wasps do not sting in real life.)

-Could easily drown if placed in deep water, being an insect

-Gets attacked by Oren or Garnold while feeding

-Doesn’t attack back in many situations, and just skedaddles if intimidated

-9: Sky

-SPECIES: Sun Bear (Juvenile)

-Don’t ask me where his mother or father went, not making lore for that

-Fluffy.

-Likes salmon and cod, able to catch them by himself

-Loves sleeping

10 - Tunner (I ALMOST FORGOT MY BABY 😭😭)

-SPECIES: Unknown, but a hybrid of reptile and mammal.

-A mix of scavenger and omnivore.

-Faster than the average sprunki, but not as fast as Simon or Raddy

-His species lives in deserts, that’s why they have large ears

-Has the best hearing out of any sprunki, due to his four ears

11 - Wenda

-SPECIES: Cat (White Shorthair)

-A little mischievous dumbahh who steals Gray’s kills

-Carnivore

-Grew up with barking sprunki species, so she doesn’t meow a lot

-Does NOT like gray. She hisses whenever he approaches (if he even does)

12 - Gray

-SPECIES: Melanistic Fox

-HATES Wenda, will run away if he encounters her

-Grew up with cats, but still yelps and barks

-Eats mice and birds, but they get stolen by Wenda sometimes

-fluffy as well.

13 - Brud

-SPECIES: Pigeon

-Can’t fly, he’s too dumb to know how to use his own wings.

-Pecks the ground from time to time

-Eats anything that he thinks is edible

-Loves bread and moss

14 - Black

-SPECIES: Insect (Bullet Ant)

-Wasn’t evil at all, his venom was just able to infect people he stung in fear. (and he was a freaking scaredy cat)

-His venom somehow also made the dead characters still live and create music.

15 - Vineria

SPECIES: Insect (General Beetle)

-Herbivore

-Kinda feels guilty when she eats plants, she loves nature

-A literal Rapunzel when encountering birds

-Eats her wig sometimes

16 - OWACKX

-SPECIES: Hedgehog

-Head quills are the most longest, sharpest and venomous

-Really scared of almost everything

-Omnivore

-Stole one of Vineria’s wigs

-Has ADHD

welp that’s it

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