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We have a high retirement rate :)

everyone saying theres too many vigilante in Gotham

well where the fuck are they when your looking for em huh???

SHOW YOUR SELF YA FUCKING COWRDS

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Having been at this since 10, I get where you're coming from. Most kids shouldn't be heroes.

Alternatively, have you tried wrangling a Robin? Any Robin?

kid Heroes Should be banned

no kid Should Go around and do That Kinda Shit

no Way a kid hero Ends Up Well Of Mind

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I'm glad you're okay.

You totally should!

GUESS WHO GOT A BATARANG STUCK IN THEIR ARM!?!?!?

GUESS!!!

Yea it was me :3 it’s me.

Mine now! Idk what to do with it lolz

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Are you okay?

I mean I can return it to Bats OR you could keep it. As compensation or something.

GUESS WHO GOT A BATARANG STUCK IN THEIR ARM!?!?!?

GUESS!!!

Yea it was me :3 it’s me.

Mine now! Idk what to do with it lolz

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The reason Gotham has so many teen vigilantes is obvious.

Looks at Gotham.

Cops are crooked, and the bat is only one (lame) man.

Of course teens are fighting crime. They need a hobby.

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Friendly reminder my ex is a terrible lady and has BITTEN people like a feral little thing.

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Can't say I'd ever be a villain for legal reasons, but damn, I love the theme commitment.

I think Gotham rouges should make a theater troupe.

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Oh that sounds rough I'm sorry.

I promise it's not the worst he's seen!

He's friendly!

Are you okay?

Guys…

Batman is REAL like REALLY real like I SAW BATMAN AND BATMAN SAW MY BATMAN SHIRT THAT I MADE AND I

I got blipped to Gotham

I witnessed a crime like the minute that the sun went down (honestly, really used to that already so not a shock) and I’m about to probably get jumped by criminals (this is, unfortunately, also not new…)

Then I see THE BATMAN

And THE BATMAN sees ME

He does yk what Batman does, and honestly I didn’t even realize what was happening because BATMAN WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND HE’S SO COOL???

And he asked if I was okay and I just blinked at him and he took me to the police station and now I’m in the bathroom at the station and I don’t know what to do

I still have my bike too, because I didn’t let it out of my sight long enough to be stolen, but Batman walked me to the police station as I walked my bike, and it felt even weirder with me walking my sticker-covered bike next to me.

The Batman knows I’m a fan of him, and he knows that I ride around on a bike that’s covered in glitter and silly stickers.

I think I’m gonna die here.

I’m gonna die right now.

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Things like this are why I can't play monopoly with the Bats anymore

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I think I have to go warn my ex's new girl how ahitty my ex is.

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How do you deal with a breakup if your ex is (semi) famous? Like, I hate her but her face is all over Gotham.

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I'm not like other girls except I totally am actually all I want is for my ex to have a bad day and for someone to give me candy.

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According to Bats you kiss them :)

What do you do if your nemesis is hot?

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I think it's more of a thing where they feel like you don't trust them. Have you tried asking them?

I still do not see the issue with putting trackers on your family and friends. Safety is important.

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You know what Disco Wing was iconic, and every day was tits out Tuesday then.

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You know what, I hope my ex girlfriend has a shitty 2025. Hate you pokie:)

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I'll stay out of your way. I can't say "I hope you do" but like, you know, boo the Joker.

i hope 2025 is fun for everyone except the joker

i fuckin’ hate that guy…. that bitch….

my 2025 goal is to finally kill the joker…….. !!