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Don’t mind the overall messiness, I’m trying to relearn Procreate

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prompts for those with a reputation.

“ i heard you were back in town. ”

“ you’re not nearly as quiet as you believe yourself to be. ”

“ discretion was never as strong a suit for you as your… other, talents. ”

“ when they first said you were back, i thought they were delusional. now i worry that i’m the insane one. ”

“ they tell me you’re the one to go to for… well. my particular problem. ”

“ you were great. are great. but… you could’ve been legendary. ”

“ people are rather interested in making your acquaintance. ”

“ you know the police are still after you, right? ”

“ look at you. smirk and all, like we should be kissing your feet for existing. ”

“ you’ve gained quite the reputation, you know. ”

“ i’ve seen you. in the news… ”

“ is it true? what they say about you? ”

“ i don’t believe any of it. how can one person manage to pull that off? ”

“ i… i thought you’d be taller, for some reason. ”

“ you might tell me how you did it, some day. perhaps over drinks? ”

“ people would give their right arm just to have a chance at talking to you. ”

“ the entire world knows your name. and still, we whisper it. ”

“ you’re both renowned and a complete and utter mystery. ”

“ goodness. all the rumors about you, and you look… nothing like what i was anticipating. ”

“ everyone who’s anyone knows the story about you. but do we know the truth? ”

“ you really should hear some of the rumors about you. comedic gold… ”

“ well, the stories are obviously all fake. right? ”

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Don’t mind the overall messiness, I’m trying to relearn Procreate

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why is he burrowing

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[Apologies for the quiet - I've been sick and trying to sort stuff for a big family event this weekend 💀

To the folks waiting on starters/replies, thanks for your patience! I'll try to chip away at stuff between now and tomorrow, and I should be back to more regular activity by Monday 👍]

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ind. pri. sel. low-moderate activity Cooper Howard from Amazon's Fallout. Show wise, game slightly wise. Headcanon driven. Told by Lou 35+. Carrd

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“Well. You tried.” / from kristen (in her fallout 4 verse) .

"I guess you could call that tryin'," Hancock agreed with sardonic amusement from behind her.

He cast an eye over the surrounding area once more to verify the coast was in fact clear, before stowing his gun and rifling through the pockets of the raider he'd just shot.

The guy had some caps and a tin of grape mentats. Nice.

"Handled yourself pretty well there, sister. Hope you don't mind me crashin' the party - it just wouldn't have felt neighbourly to just walk on by without helping to take out the street trash, y'feel me?"

He'd been to Kristen's little pit stop down the road a fair few times - nice atmosphere, nice booze, and he'd had his share of tours there too. It was a great place to hang out whenever he needed a change of scenery from The Third Rail and all its regular faces.

Sometimes it was just nice to sit and get shitfaced somewhere where you weren’t expected to do mayoral duties the following morning.

"So, how've you guys been doing down here? It's been a little while since we caught up."

@torntruth

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“Thank you for your hospitality, but I really should be going.” ((@okey-fucking-dokey))

Hancock decided that was his cue to take charge of the situation.

"All right, all right, everybody clear off - give our guest some space."

The cluster of drifters around the front gate, who'd been eyeing up their latest arrival with speculative appraisal that wasn't entirely neighbourly, promptly scattered upon the sight of the mayor's knife-sharp smile as he approached. Which was for the best, really, because he didn't feel like having to repeat the performance with Finn again so soon.

The emptying courtyard gave him the opportunity to take a good look at the newcomer himself. She was sporting a pip-boy and a blue jumpsuit. Huh. If he had a bottlecap for every vault-dweller that had walked through the gates of his little town, he'd have two bottlecaps now. Which wasn't much, but it was kinda weird that it had happened twice in the last year. What, were they migrating or something?

The newcomer looked rather rattled. He supposed being chatted up by raiders not five steps into town would do that. He'd have to have a proper little talk with the guys about that kind of behaviour later. It wasn't acceptable for newcomers to get harassed right out of the gate. That wasn't very welcoming, after all.

"Don't mind that lot - Spike and his buddies just don't know how to behave around a pretty face," Hancock informed the newcomer affably, making a point of stopping with a more polite six feet of distance between them.

The last thing he wanted to do was spook their new arrival further, and even with his charisma, some folks still reacted... poorly, to the sight of his face. The last vault-dweller he'd met hadn't even encountered a non-feral ghoul before. There was no telling whether this would be the last straw to make this one run out of the gates screaming or not. Goodneighbour was a place for everybody, but not everybody was able to handle Goodneighbour.

"You all right, sister?"

@okey-fucking-dokey

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i'm definitely not thinking about death anymore!

"That's the spirit," Hancock gave the vault-dweller a crooked smile with a slightly conspiratorial edge, as he plopped down onto the barstool next to her.

"And speaking of spirits - hey, Charlie, whip us up a couple of Dirty Wastelanders, will ya?"

The Mr. Handy behind the bar gave him what he was sure was supposed to be a scathing look - friendly bot, Charlie - before complying. Oh, yeah. He was probably racking up quite the tab again. Mindful of the importance of keeping in the good graces of the only bartender in town, Hancock shook out some caps from his pocket, and left a generous tip.

Did it count as a tip when he owed the caps anyway? Oh well. It should be enough to square him off for now, and keep Charlie from getting snippy. Quite literally.

"Here ya go, sister, this one's on the house."

He slid one of the cocktails across to Lucy once they arrived - very efficient service, another reason he liked coming here - and took an appreciative sip of his own. Then he promptly settled an elbow on the bartop, resting his chin comfortably on his palm, giving his town's latest guest his full attention once more.

Admittedly, buying this gal a drink probably didn't make up for the wasteland welcome she'd had so far, but it seemed like she could do with something to steady her nerves. And the sweet-yet-warming blend of nuka cola, whiskey and mutfruit juice tended to be a palatable option even to folks who weren't big drinkers.

"So, what can I do for our newcomer?"

@okiedokiegoosey

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"couldn't stand looking at the bastard i saw in the mirror anymore..."

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Send  🩹  to  patch  my  muse  up  after  a  fight. (Send  🔄  +  🩹  to  reverse  the  outcome.)

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Hello Diamond city

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I love all Fallout 4 companions equally

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We'll fuck that bridge when we get to it

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ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET

CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.

SPECIFY muse for multimuses.

“   Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”

“   Hungry? Eat the government. ”

“   Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”

“   Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”

“  They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”

“   Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”

“   Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”

“   Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”

“   What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”

“   I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”

“   I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”

“   I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”

“   The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”

“   Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”

“   If you’re short, simply get taller. ”

“   I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”

“   My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”

“   There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”

“   You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”

“   I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”

“   I really do hate thinking. ”

“   In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”

“   I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”

“   Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”

“   Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”

“   So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”

“   Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”

“   The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”

“   Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”

“   The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”

“   I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”

“   Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”

“   What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”

“   Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”

“   RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”

“   Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”

“   My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”

“   It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”

“   Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”

“   How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”

“   I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”

“   You look so biteable today. ”

“   Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”

“   I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”

“   Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”

“   Third base is me telling you about my father. ”

“   Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”

“   Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”

“   I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”

“   Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”

“   I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”

“   Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”

“   I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”

“   Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”

“   You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”

“   You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”

“   It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”

“   Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”

“   No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”

“   No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”

“   I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”

“   Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”

“   Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”

“   I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”

“   Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”

“   I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”

“   Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”

“   Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”

“   Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”

“   May I please get a crumb of affection? ”

“   I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”

“   You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”

“   Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”

“   Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”

“   All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”

“   How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”

“   What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”

“   I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”

“   Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”

“   Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”

“   I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”

“   Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”

“   I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”

“   You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”

“   Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”

“   Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”

“   I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”

“   If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”

“   Everything I want to do is illegal. ”

“   Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”

“   I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”

“   Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”

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PROTECTIVE PROMPTS

"Are you alright?"

"Did they hurt you?"

"Can you stand?"

"They won't get away with this."

"No one's ever going to hurt you again. I promise."

"Sorry it took so long to find you."

"Don't say you're fine. There are bruises all over you!"

"Sweetheart, I need you to open your eyes for me."

"Here. Drink this. You're dehydrated."

"Tell me the last thing you remember."

"You look like you haven't slept in days."

"I'll kill them for doing this to you."

"Did they just push you?"

"All that matters is I'm here now and we're together."

"I don't care that I'm in danger. It's you that I'm worried about."

"No one's going to find us here. We're safe."

"Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere."

"If he touches you again, I'll kill him."

"I trust you ... but I don't trust them with you."

"I'm not going anywhere."

"I'll be right behind you."

"Whatever happens, don't let go of my hand."

"Shh, it's just me."

"Did they lock you in here?"

"Did they fucking touch you?"

"If anyone comes through that door to hurt you, I'll deal with it."

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i watched the thing and now there's two funny hat inhaler guys