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hey friends! If you still follow this account, you should go follow my blog, @rightsideofrockbxttom! that’s where I do most of my rping these days. sorry for the inconvenience!!!

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Leave a color in my ask

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr

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“why aren’t u talking abt this one Problematic thing involving that actor/show u like??”

listen. i am tired. im putting down my pitchfork. i’ll acknowledge that thing was bad if it was but im tired of vilifying ppl for their mistakes just bc they’re famous. i want to enjoy things. i want Peace

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It is what friends do, non? I’ve been working, mostly. I’m currently unattached so my free time is mostly binge reading.

Hello, Baron. It's been a while. How are you? (@friendlyheathcn)

Hallo, Marie! It has been a while, hasn’t it? Ive been… Alright. And yourself?

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I’m sorry to hear that, mon cher ami. If you need someone, I'm here for you. What have you been up to?

Hello, Baron. It's been a while. How are you? (@friendlyheathcn)

Hallo, Marie! It has been a while, hasn’t it? Ive been… Alright. And yourself?

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It has indeed! Are you certain you’re alright? You seem to hesitate. I’ve been good; I cannot find it within me to complain much.

Hello, Baron. It's been a while. How are you? (@friendlyheathcn)

Hallo, Marie! It has been a while, hasn’t it? Ive been… Alright. And yourself?

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Your muse walks in on mine in the bathtub. My muse is covered in wounds. Send me "Bandages" for my muses reaction to yours pulling them out of the tub and begining to bandage their wounds.

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pregnancy starters

“I need to tell you something.”

“Are you pregnant?”

“I’m pregnant.”

“We’re having a boy.”

“We’re having a girl.”

“Is it mine?”

“I don’t know if we’re ready for this… Can we handle a child?”

“I didn’t even know you were pregnant.”

“How could you keep this a secret from me?”

“It’s not yours.”

“Does it hurt?”

“I don’t know who the father is.”

“I’m so scared…”

“I hate you for doing this to me!”

“…You’re pregnant?”

“Don’t be mad at me… but I think I might be pregnant.”

“It was a one night stand. This wasn’t meant to happen!”

“The baby kicked!”

“It’s positive.”

“What names do you like?”

“What if I’m a bad parent?”

“Don’t make me do this on my own.”

“I���d rather do this as a single parent.”

“What do you mean it’s twins?”

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List of random M!A’s

Note: Mun has the right to decide for how long m!a will go on.

Two in one: Muse has exact copy of themselves. Only that clone hates and wants to destroy everything that muse loves.

Because I’m happy:  Muse must to be extra cheerful about everything and smile no matter what happened. They will tell jokes and will be happy to talk even with their worst enemy.

Grumpy cat: Muse is super grumpy and is rude to everyone. They will spout hateful comments to everyone, whether they liked them earlier or not.

Swapping places: Mun and muse swaps places.

A Change of Heart: Muse turns into an evil version of him/herself. (If Muse is already evil, Muse turns nice.)

Code word: Muse will kiss someone whenever they hears a certain word. (anon chooses the word)

Animal spirit: Muse will turn into an animal. (anon decides what)

Fish tail: Muse grows a tail and becomes a mermaid/merman.

Medium: Muse is able to communicate with spirits of the dead beings.

Talkative: Muse will say everything they think.

Crush it all: Muse has super strength, but can’t control it and ends up breaking things.

Chill: Muse is icy to the touch and can’t get warm in any way.

Coffee Bean: Muse is on a caffeine high and can’t seem to calm down! It’s even gotten to the point where they’re almost literally bouncing off the walls!

Doomed: Muse gets possessed by a demon.  (It can be a random one or anon can specify who it is)

Secrets: Muse must tell a secret about themselves every time someone asked them a question.

Strip: Muse has the urge to strip every time someone asks them a question.

Say my name: Muse will orgasm everytime they hear their name/Nickname.

Hall Of Fame: Your Muse thinks they’re super famous in a field of the anon’s choice. (For example: Acting, singing, science, etc.)

Wings: Muse grows wings. If muse already has wings, they will lose it.

Sloth: Muse becomes extremely lazy, they won’t get up for anything, and won’t move unless pushed or carried.

Stone face: Muse becomes emotionless.

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Sharing A Bed Starters

"Did you have a nightmare?"

"I had a nightmare."

"There's plenty of room for the both of us."

"There is not enough room here for both of us."

"It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."

"You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"

"We've only got the one bed between the two of us."

"Quit stealing the covers."

"Quit kicking me."

"It's better than sleeping on the floor."

"It's either this or you sleep in the tub."

"Alright. Get up here."

"We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"

"Please go to bed."

"Sleep is for the weak."

"Do you have any idea what time it is?"

"Dutch oven!"

"You sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'll sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"

"You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."

"I have to sleep closer to the door."

"I can't sleep this close to the door."

"Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."

"Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."

"We can cuddle."

"Just don't try cuddling me or anything."

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send 💕 to just grab my muse & kiss them!

who cares about consequences, kisses all around !!!!!!

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send me ✤ + a ship and i’ll tell you…

who said i love you first?

who laughs when the other trips?

who pays the bills? 

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?

who’s more clumsy?

who checks their daily horoscope?

who sings louder in the car?

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

who is more up to date in pop culture?

who insists on going to see the newest movies?

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?

who’s the lighter sleeper?

who believes in ghosts?

who does the grocery shopping?

who updates their facebook status more often?

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The mun & the new book she'd hooked on

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reporter: what do you, an average gotham citizen, think of the justice league

dick grayson: superman is SO COOL. much cooler than batman

tim drake: i hope wonder woman punches me in the face

jason todd: ok so when THEY fight lex luthor its “heroic” but when i do it i’m “committing a felony” and “breaking every bone in his body”? just checking i thought this was america but ok

barbara gordon: they absolutely do not know what they’re doing and its hilarious

cassandra cain: Fish man: He Talks to Fish

stephanie brown: i think they need to lighten the fuck up and consider the P.R. benefits of tasteful snapchat nudes

damian wayne: i hope wonder woman punches tim in the face

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                                                    Every inch of me is c h a r r e d,                                                  GOD, what happened to my heart ??

                                                             I’m about to fall a p a r t,                                                                   again, AGAIN

                                                      And you’re never coming back,                                                          ( And I’m not okay with that, )

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Gabrielle Aplin  {Sentence Starters}

“And I’ve got to leave, write my own tragedies.”

“Maybe it took me way too long to leave.”

“Who you are is what you are, and what you are is beautiful.”

“Oh maybe, someday, I’ll be something more.”

“They need to learn there’s much more to this world.”

“It is the beauty of our flaws that will define us.”

“You’re never safe and sound, ‘til all the doors are closed.”

“Home becomes what you’re scared of the most.”

“We’re too blind to see what’s really here in front of our eyes.”

“So many people, whose problems I can’t read.”

“These thoughts will weigh me down ‘til I can’t breathe.”

“I don’t think we should, you know it’s never gonna work.”

“Well, I’m just scared of losing all that we have left.”

“I’ve watched you break yourself in two.”

“Won’t you please give me something?”

“I don’t have time to watch you cry.”

“So how can I understand what I can’t even see?”

“Can’t you see what our lives have come to be?”

“There’s nothing left for us to hope for.”

“I could be staring it right in the face and I wouldn’t know.”

“This meant more to you than it did to me.”

“As long as we’re together, does it matter where we go?”

“Please keep pushing me, keep pushing me away.”

“I’m lost for words. I don’t know what to say.”

“Maybe we could be the start of something.”

“I feel so much better now that you’re not around.”

“Is there something I’m not seeing? Something you’re not telling me?”