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bro, I can’t even post while the Americans are asleep anymore because everybody has a fucked up sleep schedule now

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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shitty little au animatic that I made

basically, if Fanny gets too angry (she’s always angry, but like- more angry) then her wind powers start acting up

it isn’t much, it usually only affects lighter objects (hence the papers being the only thing that moves) but it scales with how she’s feeling

she can learn to control it, but since she needs to be in a mentally vulnerable state to activate it, and she has yet to try and practice with it, she can’t consciously move things around

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A while back I had a dream that the new art fight team colours were pink and orange and I swear if it happens, I’m probably going to spend a few hours screaming at god for making me a prophet

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the feeling that one gets when their favourite character that was previously overlooked by the fandom gets a bunch of lore and ship potential and everybody starts to like them and now you have a bunch of good fan content of them is pure fucking EUPHORIA

it’s just like- bro! You’ve been here since the beginning! You’ve held on for this long! It’s your moment! Go be in the spotlight! Let the crowd love you! It’s been so long, you deserve it! I’ll be cheering way louder than necessary!

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Lighting test, let’s hope that Tumblr doesn’t tank the quality

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Body swap but there’s three people

Two of them are doing the average ‘how the hell do they manage to make it through a single day without dying’ Schtick, but the third is having a hell of a time and enjoying what’s essentially a day off for them.

Like- picture this

A (in B’s body): this is impossible. I have no clue how you manage to get anything done like this.

B (in C’s body): tell me about it. It feels like I’ve aged a hundred years from the stress alone

C (in A’s body): I don’t know what ya’ll are talkin’ about, but this seems to be resolving the previous tension that you had, so that’s cool! Anyways, I basically have every thing under control, so I’m going to go skateboarding! See ya’ll later!

Or, alternatively,

A (in B’s body): I’m sorry about what I said. I see now what you’ve been going through

B (in C’s body): thank you; and I’m sorry, too. But honestly, I’m more worried about C at this point. They said that they didn’t have a lot planned today, but I’m swamped. I think that we need to check in on them when this is over.

Meanwhile C in A’s body: *rolls down a hill* THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

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Random ass au/concept that I’ve been thinking about recently

It’s essentially Blackhole helping the others deal with insecurities and how they think others view them (and maybe getting a little bit of help himself)

I have an entire rant under the cut if ya’ll want an in-depth plot synopsis

Basically, the surviving DPA members are taken by One during a challenge. She says that if they can complete some ‘trials’ of hers, then they will win the challenge. If not, then they will have to be ‘punished’.

They know that, under normal circumstances, they would never win the challenge, and would be UFE. Fanny doesn’t trust it at all, but the others brush her off and accept the deal.

One spins a wheel with their names, and it lands on Blackhole, and they are all teleported away

Blackhole is teleported into a room with four doors; one for each of his friends, and another labeled exit. The only other thing in the room is a count-down timer, frozen at two hours. He has to find his friends in the rooms and bring them back. Once all four of them are in the room, the exit door will open and they can leave. Blackhole has two hours to find his friends. The timer starts.

Blackhole enters the first room, leading him to a theatre stage with closed curtains

The curtains open, revealing Marker dressed as a clown and performing circus acts

Blackhole tries to get Marker to come with him, but Marker refuses, saying that he needs to keep performing or else they’ll lose

Basically, Marker’s insecurity is that he feels that people see him as nothing more than a joke or comic relief, hence the clown get-up

Blackhole talks about all the things that Marker is that has nothing to do with being funny or a joke, and eventually, after a tearful ‘hug’, they exit the room

Together, Blackhole and Marker enter the next room, which brings them to the goiky canal

There they find Tree, just like he was when he was stuck in the canal

Tree’s whole schtick is that he feels useless, like he’s a burden to the team

Blackhole and Marker talk to Tree about all the times that he was helpful or won them a challenge, and though Tree brings up times that he ‘failed’ them, the other two explain that those mistakes are outweighed by just how much good he’s done for them

Accepting that he’s flawed and makes mistakes while also being helpful, Tree returns to normal and they exit the room

Before they enter the final room, One’s voice comes in saying that they’ve got one hour left.

When they get to the final room, there’s a tall tower of bricks, with no feasible way in other than a small window near the top

Blackhole is about to fly up when suddenly a massive three-headed blue dragon lands in front of them, causing them to scream

They hear Fanny’s voice from the tower, saying that they need to kill the dragon and ‘save’ her. Also she hates being a damsel in distress

The three attack and defeat the dragon (making sure not to kill it), and Blackhole flies up to the window in the tower

There, he finds Fanny in a princess get-up, and he carefully brings her to the ground

When they leave the final room, One’s voice comes back, congratulating them on their success, though sounding a bit bitter

And that’s where it should’ve ended. But it didn’t. Because the exit doesn’t open. The timer doesn’t stop.

One laughs at them, asking if they really thought that it would be that easy.

Because they got to the end of the trials.

But they didn’t complete them.

Because somebody there is a fake. One of them isn’t real.

This kinda spoils the whole twist that I have going on, and I may make this into a comic at some point, so if I do, and you don’t want to get spoiled (at least, more than you already have) then stop reading now.

So basically, they have thirty minutes to figure out who’s the fake.

Eventually, they realize that it’s Fanny, and once they figure it out, she melts into candle wax (horrifying! I love it!)

They go back into Fanny’s room, trying to find out where she is.

Then they see the dragon, having laid down at the base of the tower to lick its wounds

It’s a very familiar shade of blue.

They realize that Fanny is the dragon.

Her whole thing is that she’s afraid that her temper and boldness makes her a bad person, a ‘monster’, if you will, hence the whole dragon thing

The other three manage to explain to her that she’s not a bad person, and she transforms back from being a dragon.

With less than three minutes left, they rush back to the starting room, making it back in the nick of time

One, reluctantly, lets them free, giving them the win for the challenge.

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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happy gay month cus yk you gay n stuff

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Yall don’t even know it yet but I have the GREATEST plan

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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only on Tumblr.

only on Tumblr can one be gone for nearly five months straight with small revivements in between and then come back to this

I have no clue what this is, I don’t know if I want to know what this is

all I know is that it can only be found on fucking Tumblr

question: when is the mpreg poll tournament gonna be over?🫃

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A while back I had a dream that the new art fight team colours were pink and orange and I swear if it happens, I’m probably going to spend a few hours screaming at god for making me a prophet

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hey. fuck you (turns your algebra into objects)

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I like to think that they’d be friends in some universe. Coming up with morally questionable schemes and bonding over a hatred of other people.

Also, Golfball design by @bekkstreet !!! Go check them out, they’re seriously amazing

Doodles under cut

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At my highschool, there’s this one desk in the artroom that has a bunch of teal and orange paint on it and I think of HotGuy every time that I see it