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First day as court jester hurling single berries at the princes head full speed

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Stressed military general reading the sparknotes on The Art of War the night before the war starts

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Subway kitty in Pražského povstání metro station, Prague, Czechia

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Auuugh crick in my neck from doing absolutely nothing

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the friendly mouse would like to share his tiny piece of cheese with you

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please meet me tonight at the mambo massacre, the dj will make us dance until our hearts stop

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Fucking the fuck buddy for buddy

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wife found out how much i spend on money

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Cop pulled me over on my war horse today.. impaled his ass on my lance and dragged his body 10 miles

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dude stop leaning in for a kiss dude i'm holding you by your shirt collar so i can hold my blade to your neck and threaten you dude i'm not fucking getting romantic with you i'm threatening you

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This is honestly kind of romantic

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jubilee video 100 atheists vs one christian baby

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bisexual and a switch- i’m the greed they talk about in the bible.