I probably wouldn't pass the Turing test | He/him | 34 years old
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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
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sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.
it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)
i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones
if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.
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I love you boy who is so so alive after decades of struggle and pain and wanting to end it all I love you boy who has survived despite it all

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my friends don't like what i've done with the quaggan plush. can't figure out why
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they knocked it outta the park with the title animation again omg
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Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.
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the difference between cats and dogs is that dogs' front paws are Extra Feet For Running Faster And More And Better, while cats' front paws are Hands For Committing Mischief And Investigating
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What's the most random thing that triggers your dog?
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Fuck it. I don't care if anyone else said this. I love how asura bounce when they jump or when they stop running.
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when i say deltarune is alive in a creepypasta way i’m referring to how there’s a variable in the code that makes a number go up every time you back out of deleting a save file at the last second and this variable is called “threat”
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The Lord of the Rings The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson
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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david
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