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its amazing how the twilight community took stephanie meyers scribbles and created this whole amazing world around it while smeyer didn’t do shit 

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bella talks about how she‘s always felt out of place in the world but in new moon there’s a scene that really hits me. quil and embry come in to see jake and they joke around then jake starts wrestling with quil and embry walks over to bella saying “I’ve got five bucks on quil” and she smiles and says “you’re on.” and you can just see how comfortable and relaxed she feels like she fits right in with jake’s friend group and I just

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Okay, so this post got reblogged a few times recently which got me thinking about this again, so well, this happened. 

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summary of the last 4 days

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inspired by the ruff bois, seth and edward start a podcast during the pandemic called the soff bois where seth reads uplifting haikus hes written himself and edward plays soothing piano music in the background

*soft dj voice* “Hello everyone, welcome to the Soff Bois, a calming distraction from whatever is going on with you personally, I’m your host, Edward Cullen.”

“And I’m your other host, Seth Clearwater.”

“Now Seth, it’s my understanding that you’ve written a haiku about the beauty of springtime, is that correct?”

“That is correct, thank you so much for your interest. I was inspired by-“

*loud bang* *distant screaming* “FUCK YOU, JACOB!”

“YOU WISH EMMETT!!!”

*piano intensifies* “Seth lets go ahead and hear that poem and feel free to just raise your voice a bit”

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We were ROBBED of seeing Rosalie work on cars and her prom dress 😔

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reblog this if you’re strictly a twilight blog! i’ll follow everybody who does

(you’ll get the follow from motel29 since that’s my primary account + i would appreciate a follow back but you don’t have to! <3)

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‘why is twilight trending in 2019’ well susan it’s because

𝔀𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓲𝓽

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but monsterfuckers, have you considered that humans are the real monsters

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Too many people on Tumblr pretending that they never liked Twilight and didn't stand in line for the premieres or went at midnight for the movies. Y'all ain't fooling anyone. You're not "woke." No one reads or watches Twilight because it's the peak of literature or filmmaking. It's because it's fun.

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If I see one more goddamn post likening the pomegranate on the cover to a pussy I’m gonna SCREAM WHAT KINDA PUSSY ARE Y’ALL LOOKING AT??????

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fuck twilight. am i right, my fellow twilight bloggers

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Truth vs. Twilight

In collaboration with the Quileute Tribe, this site seeks to inform Twilight fans, parents, teachers, and others about the real Quileute culture, which indeed has a wolf origin story, a historic relationship with the wolf as demonstrated in songs, stories, and various art forms, as well as a modern, multi-dimensional community with a sophisticated governance system. We also hope to offer a counter narrative to The Twilight Saga’s stereotypical representations of race, class, and gender, and offer resources for a more meaningful understanding of Native American life and cultures.

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So I saw this trend going around on tik tok of guys bragging about sending girls nudes to there friends with out the girls consent. All I got to say to that is I thank god everyday that I’m a lesbian 🥰✨

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Edward laying in Bella's bed while she excuses herself to go to the bathroom and he is forced to listen to the plop of each of her poops hitting the toilet water

this blog was a mistake.

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Reblog This If You're A Twilight Blog in 2020 You Sick Fucks

i need more people to follow

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