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do y’all think rosie cotton was fujoing out when she moved in with sam and frodo

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rewatched another thing I love

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Just a small doodle before sleep I dunno

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DIRK!! GENTLY!! My favourite holistic detective in the world!! Decided to redraw my first tumblr post, because the pose was fun, and I completely screwed Dirk’s face. Details below!

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Like Whatever it is Takes to Water 👿😇🦆

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dirk guy

i keep accidentally painting these guys so small i need to use like the tiniest paintbrush to do it lol

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"you have so much to enjoy, and be, and do."

"i thought we'd do it together."

the lord of the rings: a musical tale at the watermill theatre, 2023.

bonus:

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have you guys ever heard of lord of the rings. theres this beautiful boy with skin like a porcelain doll and evem though bad things happen to him it doesnt dull his sparkle

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WE DID NOT CALLS YOU A SLUR. SMÉAGOL CAN RECLAIMS IT

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Okay so there's these two brothers who are both into cosplay and decide it would be fun to do a cosplay together, going as characters who are also brothers. Having suggested a handful to each other, both agree on making a cosplay as Boromir and Faramir to attend an upcoming convention.

And at the con they happen to make aquaintance with another two-person team of cosplayers, who are also brothers in real life and had had the exact same idea, except that they had decided on cosplaying Thor and Loki respectively. And they make friends bonding over this. Like an hour later the one cosplaying Boromir and the one dressed as Loki notice that their brothers are both missing, and neither one is answering their phone or even reading messages. So they come to the conclusion that whatever they're busy with, they're probably together.

They do end up finding the missing brothers, who were indeed being busy together, with Faramir sucking Thor cosplayer's dick. So things kind of get awkward after that, and the two brother pairs agree to go their respective ways.

The con is a three-day event and on the morning of the second day, by 10 am Faramir is fucking gone again. He has somehow found another Thor cosplayer to suck off. When asked about it, he shrugs and says that it just happened. And as they say, once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, thrice is a pattern. And by the time his brother had found a fourth dude cosplaying Thor, the brother cosplaying Boromir is starting to get seriously pissed off.

He's not even mad about the dick-sucking. He knows his brother. He knows that he's got a type. He's not mad about his brother being into buff long-haired blond guys, or about him blowing through the entire goddamn convention like a fellatio tornado. It's the way that his brother keeps acting like this is some kind of a coincidence, like he just keeps stumbling upon random Thor cosplayers who just happened to be looking to get their dicks sucked. It's the dishonesty of it all that's pissing him off. So now, Boromir has to put his foot down, and he says:

"One does not simply 'walk into' more Thors."

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People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.

Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.

Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven

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sabrina carpenter: (doing a nonsense outro in middle earth) boy you're hotter than that mordor fire 🔥 finger in my Ring until you're tired 😉 shout outs to all my bitches in the shire 😘✌️

gimli: ack! haer voice....it's wunderful......

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in florida rn and i genuinely feel like i’m in mordor. do you remember the relative normalcy of literally any other place on the planet mr. frodo

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have a little fem Sam/Frodo for your delight!

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watched rotk yesterday… 🧍‍♂️gonna need 3-6 business days to recover

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completely sober in the club googling sam & frodo pictures

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hey The Lord of the Rings 1978, what did you mean by that