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My nose is currently squeaking in the exact pitch and cadence as the call of the black-bellied whistling duck every time I breathe, but I can't get a good recording of it, so if you want to hear it, you'll have to come over... ladies.
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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now








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Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
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you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways
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personally if i were an artist and teenage girls happened to gravitate towards my art i would consider that the highest fucking honour imaginable
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goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏
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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet
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Juvenile crested pigeons in my mum’s yard
They’re just so shapes
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need a boy twink to cheerlead me when I get a kill in my video games
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