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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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Usually south park's relevancy feels very fake and surface level to me, but it's really something how trump and his base are actually, visibly much more enraged by this than they've been about any other criticism, any other show, any other enemy I've seen in the entire near-decade of his political career. Fucking South Park got to them more than the combined effort of a million other comedians, journalists, parodies, academic criticisms or protest efforts. Like it's BAD. Like they want the creators in prison and want to consider this a hate crime.
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yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know
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2025 Prompts & Event Guidelines for the Halloween Challenge!
2025 Prompts
19 October 2025 / Day One: Parasite
20 October 2025 / Day Two: Degrade
21 October 2025/ Day Three: Silver
22 October 2025 / Day Four: Watcher
23 October 2025 / Day Five: Spin
24 October 2025 / Day Six: Cauldron
25 October 2025 / Day Seven: Bitter
26 October 2025 / Day Eight: Vengeance
27 October 2025/ Day Nine: Ring
28 October 2025 / Day Ten: Seesaw
29 October 2025 / Day Eleven: Guts
30 October 2025 / Day Twelve: Cards
31 October 2025 / Day Thirteen: Pulse
The event starts this year at 12:01AM Eastern US Time on Sunday, October 19th and concludes at 11:59PM Eastern US Time on Friday, October 31st.
2025 EVENT GUIDELINES
13 days, 13 prompts.
Visual, aural, textile, and literary works are allowed - fanart, fanfiction, gifs, edits/manips [EXCLUDING AI-GENERATED WORKS], cosplay, fanmixes, crafts, or ask-and-answer.
Unlike other fandom events, reblogs of previously created material are welcome IF THEY FIT THE PROMPT, but creation of original material is preferred.
Inspiration can be drawn from the GUARDIANS OF CHILDHOOD bookverse, the RISE OF THE GUARDIANS movieverse, and any and all associated AUs.
OCs are welcome and encouraged to interact with RotG/GoC characters.
Crossovers are welcome, but please make sure that the focus POV is a character from RotG/GoC.
Works in progress are welcome and encouraged, as long as they fit the prompt. No reason not to celebrate Halloween all year ‘round! No need to worry about having to have something complete before posting.
Don’t feel like you ***must*** post a piece Every… Single… DAY, and/or fill every single prompt. Burnout is not fun. But do try to post at least ONE piece during the 13 days of the challenge.
Be sure to ping your works with @rotg-halloween, and list #rotghalloween in one of your first 5 tags.
Please tag works accordingly, and be sure to use any warnings for sensitive and potentially triggering subjects.
HAVE FUN, and support your fellow creators.
---Mods @bunnimew and @sylphidine
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Let's get spooky.

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"A smile.
It wasn’t wide or mocking. It was soft. Subtle. A ghost of amusement tugging at the corners of the Nightlight’s mouth—as if he had discovered something curious, or gently funny, but chose to keep it to himself out of politeness. It was a smile that held no malice, no condescension. Only… quiet delight.
And then he stopped.
He stood directly in front of Kozmotis, lifting his head to look up—so small, Kozmotis thought again. The Nightlight’s green eyes were impossibly bright, reflecting the fractured moonlight like gemstones touched by magic."
Echoes in the Dark by @frickfrackapplesnack
I'm definitely not doing justice to your wonderful writing but thank you for supporting my silly drawings 💖. I instantly liked your version of Nightlight, he’s refreshing.
GO READ FRICKFRACK WORK
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"Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college"
Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.
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#I did this once years ago#read a fic with tags I usually side step#beautiful fic#I finished it#and ended up laying in the grass in my garden at 5am alternating between sobbing and chain smoking#Absolutely breathtaking I never want to again ta 😂
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"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"
Great! Here are my recommendations:
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