SHHH the corporations will knoww
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TALKING ABOUT YOU KAREN IN ISLE 10!
wish i could call in bitchy to work
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Eh, I perfect Grape
you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing
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Why the hell do people in movies hold back a character from running into fire or other danger, I say let em go! Learn your lesson idiot! You wanna try and be a hero? Go ahead, I'm not going in after you, I don't know you.
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did they ever cut that guy's life into pieces like he was requesting
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whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake
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I feel like Ernie would both appreciate and be devastated by this post, yk Ernie from Sesame Street with his husband Bert.
LEGO - Rubber Duck
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Pov: how I wish I could talk to my friends without being rude.
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The most dangerous poison you can make and it tastes delicious!
mmm soob
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Wanting to do literally anything else at the same time :>
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I will protect this man with my life... Follow him to the pits of hell... AND EAT BROCCOLI FOR THIS MAN!
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