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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
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Oh man you guys weren't kidding about the Twitter refugees with empty blogs. Spooky
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everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself
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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
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i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually
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we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.
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you better start believing in bathrooms son... you're in one
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