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maybe you should look your gift horse in the mouth. could be greek soldiers in there

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you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

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excuse me why the fuck is emmerdale trending

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I am a simple man: I send a message, I want to crawl into a cave and die

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i'm the hot girl in your area. i killed the other ones it's just me now

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what the hell is going on with texel sheep

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your son is a pleasure to have on his knees for me

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idc (i'll definitely cry)

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cows are such wonderful creatures every type of cow is so beautiful

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Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

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i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

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Personally my modern Codywan take is that no matter what you do, you have to make the Fett family roast the shit out of Cody for falling for a british guy

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heey im a lil sad would anyone distract me with whatever