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good omens fans how are we feeling about this

i have a theory connected to this that ive been thinking about for months and its never been more plausible than it is right now

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Can somebody please help me find that six of crows post about what if jordie survived and became the head of the council of tides and the last sentence is something like 'jordie rietveld lets kaz brekker go' please

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Well what do you know

A list of every time anyone talks about Jo not being a girl

Jo immediately sat up, put her hands in her pockets, and began to whistle. ‘Don’t, Jo. It’s so boyish!’ ‘That’s why I do it.’

you should remember that you are a young lady.’ ‘I’m not! And if turning up my hair makes me one, I’ll wear it in two tails till I’m twenty,’ cried Jo, pulling off her net, and shaking down a chestnut mane. ‘I hate to think I’ve got to grow up, and be Miss March, and wear long gowns, and look as prim as a China Aster! It’s bad enough to be a girl, anyway, when I like boy’s games and work and manners! I can’t get over my disappointment in not being a boy. And it’s worse than ever now, for I’m dying to go and fight with Papa. And I can only stay home and knit, like a poky old woman!’

‘I’ll try and be what he loves to call me, ‘a little woman’ and not be rough and wild, but do my duty here instead of wanting to be somewhere else,’ said Jo, thinking that keeping her temper at home was a much harder task than facing a rebel or two down South.

especially Jo, who had been considered a ‘Sancho’ ever since she was born.

No gentleman were admitted, so Jo played male parts to her heart’s content and took immense satisfaction in a pair of russet leather boots given her by a friend, who knew a lady who knew an actor.

Jo, who didn’t care much for girls or girlish gossip.

Half a dozen jovial lads were talking about skates in another part of the room, and she longed to go and join them, for skating was one of the joys of her life.

‘I hate my name, too, so sentimental! I wish every one would say Jo instead of Josephine.

and she seemed to understand the boy almost as well as if she had been one herself.

It will make fun, and I don’t mind being a guy if I’m comfortable.’

and the barber said I could soon have a curly crop, which will be boyish, becoming, and easy to keep in order. I’m satisfied, so please take the money and let’s have supper.’

Jo felt quite in her own element, and found it very difficult to refrain from imitating the gentlemanly attitudes, phrases, and feats, which seemed more natural to her than the decorums prescribed for young ladies.

but if anything is amiss at home, I’m your man.’

Bonus: trans boy Laurie

My first name is theodore, but I don’t like it, for the fellows called me Dora, so I made them say Laurie instead.’

‘Curly black hair, brown skin, big black eyes, handsome nose, fine teeth, small hands and feet, taller than I am, very polite, for a boy, and altogether jolly.

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The REAL reason sk8 took place during april and may was because the showrunners couldn't show us that every month of june every time they go to S, Joe and Shadow carry around pride flags and blast born this way by Lady Gaga. They didn't even come up with that together, they both came up with it separately, way before they knew each other and kept doing it every pride month since then

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I'm not motivated enough to ever write any of this, but if any sk8 fans wanna take a stab at it, may I propose: a) Joe and Cherry band au, b) Reki is a freestyle dancer and Langa is a ballet dancer au, and c) Shadow still has a flower shop, but Oka has a coffee shop au

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I don't see a lot of people talking about the parallels between flint doing everything he ever did so that people don't think of him as a monster and because england hurt him and his, basically, husband once, and vane doing everything he ever did so that he would never be a slave again. And flint at the end, after having lost so much, lost miranda, lost, as well as killed, so many of his men and friends, and after having to give up the war he worked almost his entire life for, being reunited with the love of his life, and vane dying a free man, and at the very end taking whatever little power over his own life he had left and walking to his death

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I started rewatching black sails recently and saw parallels of the 3 times that the phrase 'this is not what I wanted' was said in the show: 1. flint says it to gates as he's killing him, 2. peter says it to flint after miranda gets shot, and 3. silver says it to flint when he betrays him in s4, and I realized that every time it's said it unmakes flint in some way. When he kills gates he loses the man closest to him at that moment, he has a breakdown and almost loses captaincy because of it. When he loses miranda he has a breakdown again, starts hallucinating, loses all surety in himself and makes questionable choice that lead directly to people thinking he's dead. And when silver betrays him, it unmakes flint completly, in the most basic, direct way possible and he goes back to being james mcgraw

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dynamic of "two people who have to spend a lot of time together for whatever reason realize that they might like each other and that dating would make their situation a lot easier" definitely should have a name and needs to be in stories more often

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Can we (and by "we" I mean directors) stop making children make out in movies and tv shows?

Anyone under the age of 18 shouldn't be made to kiss someone onscreen, ESPECIALLY if they haven't had their first kiss yet

I have seen this shit happen so many times and I am genuinely concerned that I will have to see it again the Atla live-action remake

Listen I know a lot of the characters kiss, but I will gladly sacrifice all of those scenes for the sake of the comfort of the actors

I do not give a single shit about how important those scenes are for the show, IF THE ACTORS HAVEN'T HAD THEIR FIRST KISS YET DON'T MAKE THEM KISS ONSCREEN

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The difference between a bisexual person and a pansexual person is that a bi person identifies as bi and a pan person identifies as pan and you don’t get to fucking tell them that their understanding of their own sexuality is wrong

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less “if you see a man and woman together at pride be nice! they could be bi/pan/trans/ace/aro” and more “stop gendering strangers to harass them anywhere, but especially at pride holy shit”

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A list of every time anyone talks about Jo not being a girl

Jo immediately sat up, put her hands in her pockets, and began to whistle. ‘Don’t, Jo. It’s so boyish!’ ‘That’s why I do it.’

you should remember that you are a young lady.’ ‘I’m not! And if turning up my hair makes me one, I’ll wear it in two tails till I’m twenty,’ cried Jo, pulling off her net, and shaking down a chestnut mane. ‘I hate to think I’ve got to grow up, and be Miss March, and wear long gowns, and look as prim as a China Aster! It’s bad enough to be a girl, anyway, when I like boy’s games and work and manners! I can’t get over my disappointment in not being a boy. And it’s worse than ever now, for I’m dying to go and fight with Papa. And I can only stay home and knit, like a poky old woman!’

‘I’ll try and be what he loves to call me, ‘a little woman’ and not be rough and wild, but do my duty here instead of wanting to be somewhere else,’ said Jo, thinking that keeping her temper at home was a much harder task than facing a rebel or two down South.

especially Jo, who had been considered a ‘Sancho’ ever since she was born.

No gentleman were admitted, so Jo played male parts to her heart’s content and took immense satisfaction in a pair of russet leather boots given her by a friend, who knew a lady who knew an actor.

Jo, who didn’t care much for girls or girlish gossip.

Half a dozen jovial lads were talking about skates in another part of the room, and she longed to go and join them, for skating was one of the joys of her life.

‘I hate my name, too, so sentimental! I wish every one would say Jo instead of Josephine.

and she seemed to understand the boy almost as well as if she had been one herself.

It will make fun, and I don’t mind being a guy if I’m comfortable.’

and the barber said I could soon have a curly crop, which will be boyish, becoming, and easy to keep in order. I’m satisfied, so please take the money and let’s have supper.’

Jo felt quite in her own element, and found it very difficult to refrain from imitating the gentlemanly attitudes, phrases, and feats, which seemed more natural to her than the decorums prescribed for young ladies.

but if anything is amiss at home, I’m your man.’

Bonus: trans boy Laurie

My first name is theodore, but I don’t like it, for the fellows called me Dora, so I made them say Laurie instead.’

‘Curly black hair, brown skin, big black eyes, handsome nose, fine teeth, small hands and feet, taller than I am, very polite, for a boy, and altogether jolly.

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The only problem I have with lok is that I didn't watch it when it was coming out because NOW I know who Iroh II is and who voices him but I can imagine the sheer excitement and joy you would feel upon hearing him speak for the first time and I'm so angry at myself that I never got to experience that

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“Spooky Scary Skeletons (The Living Tombstone Remix)” with every other beat removed

(this is a repost because the original post broke)

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whenever someone asks me what my dream is I always say it's to be a writer, but that's not true

my actual dream is to go back in time to the 19th century and be adopted by this rich couple that always wanted to have kids, but never could (maybe one of them is queer, maybe both are, maybe the woman is just infertile - no one will ever know). but I am a rascal, I have the same mindset I have right now and they consider me to be too wild so they decide to find me a girl friend who will be a good feminine influence on me. I immediately propose the girl next door to us who I've been stealing glances from since I got here. my parents agree saying that it's a wonderful idea, and that we'll get along so well, and we have tea parties everyday, and go for walks and picnics in the woods, but little do my parents know that we don't actually drink tea or eat biscuits, and we find a small shed which becomes our makeout place. and then one day my parents decide it's time I got married and she does too and five years later our husbands go off to war and die and leave us both with two children and we're heartbroken, it's all so sad and we decide to move in together because it's just too much to handle on your own, but in reality we're just gay for each other and raising our four children together

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Oh this is so good!

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I'll never forgive y'all for making me believe for YEARS that hannigram was queerbaiting