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My main problem in life is that my boss doesn't realise how funny I am
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ASK ME HOW LONG I PLAN TO BE IN THE OFFICE THIS WEEK
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I think it's time to start casually dropping hints that I'd like my boyfriend to "surprise me" with an advent calendar before Christmas... Yes?
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step 1 of being like zaina : do not run for buses. Even if your bus is there and you’re late do not run. I just missed my bus and could see it/could’ve run for it but I didn’t and now I have to wait indefinitely for the next one but at least I didn’t look like a loser freak running bitch and I look cute as heck waiting for my bus right now
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I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
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@KathleenMRooney Most mind-blowing fact I’ve encountered all month, scurvy-related or otherwise.
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Our hearts beat so loud the neighbours think we’re fucking when I’m just trying to find the nerve to touch your face.
Andrea Gibson, “Pansies” (via candy1945)
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