hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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can't believe I'm expected to work even though I don't feel like it and would rather not
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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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HIGHLY foreboding thrift store omen
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only thing that stands between me and going to bed is the entire internet that fits in the palm of my hand
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going to the movies alone is one of the last sacred experiences of modern society
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love reading late 90s/early 2000s scholarship on the potential of the internet. "hey we shouldn't let venture capitalists get in on this" And Then They Did
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Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud
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i always forget obama has a brother who really fucking hates him until he does stuff like this
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Compilation
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the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent
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