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my desire to hold things together in a frying pan with my hands to flip them does NOT pair well with my decreased ability to feel heat with my fingers 

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Fuck

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I AM THE ASS

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Me: I’m going to write today. I’m going to do it. I AM GOING TO FINALLY DO SOME WRITING

Me:

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Join me herrreeeeee

I’m going to plot my world domination here if any of y'all want to join me

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Yeah I’m fine I was good as soon as I got my inhaler. But I felt so bad for the sweet lady next to me I think she was panicking more than I was

I had some irl whump- I panicked during takeoff of the airplane when I was headed to London and had an asthma attack on the plane. Thing is, my inhaler was in my backpack, which was in the overhead compartment and my mom had one but since my dad works for the airline we can fly standby (which we were) so we were on different ends of the plan and the little old lady sitting next to me was so concerned and I was just wheezing and trying to convince her I was fine until the seatbelt sign was off.

OMG FRIENDO I’M GLAD YOU’RE OKAY NOW

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Heyyyyy !!٩(^ᴗ^)۶ Happy Holidays !! Here my Secret Santa for you @interdictedink Hope you will have a Beautiful Christmas~

Hope you will enjoy the Shiro x Lance x Matt as much as I enjoyed drawing it (≧∀≦)

@shaladinsecretsanta

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I’m so glad you liked it!!! Police Officer Shiro has destroyed me so I decided to share him with you XD. Your drawing is so cute btw! Merry Christmas!!

Shaladin Secret Santa Piece

So my giftee was @tsubasaart ! I wrote them a modern AU featuring pre-established Nurse!Lance and Police Officer!Shiro that ended up a bit angstier than I had intended but I think it turned out pretty nicely. (thanks to @elsiemcclay for betaing this)

“Overnight shift? Again? I just worked that yesterday!” Lance groaned as he looked at the calendar on his phone, bumping the door to his and Shiro’s apartment open. A small smile reappeared on his face, however, when said boyfriend’s face appeared from behind the couch.

“What was that?”

“I was just talking to myself. I’m working the overnight again tomorrow, I’m sorry.” Lance sighed as he walked over, pecking Shiro’s lips before setting his back down by the entrance to the short hallway that was spattered with framed photos of the two of them over the years. “The reservations can be rescheduled, right? I asked for tomorrow night off but you know how it is..” He leaned back a bit as he felt two arms wrap around him. “You might not want to do that—I changed my scrubs, but I got thrown up on this morning.”

Afficher davantage

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Kee what the fuck

You: healing pod broke wyd. Voltron: guess ill die

Allura: Lance, put Shiro in the healing pod NOW! He’s going to DIE!

Lance: homeboy too thicc 😩💦This juicy 🍑ass cannot FIT 👉in the healing ⛑🙏POD 😿He has to 👏HEAL 💪the old fashioned way 🤔😫

Allura: What

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I saw the swordfighting ask and I raise you this- Hunk and lance sword fighting but instead of swords it's their dicks

i raise you this: hunk and lance sword fighting but instead of swords it’s bibles because they take you to church

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@staff @support @ anyone who can help me

I can't turn off safe search. I'm 18 I turned 18 November 10th and I still can't turn it off and I'm getting pissed

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happy [late] birthday! ^^'

Thank you so much!!!

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AHHHHHH OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING THIS IS FANTASTIC THANK YOU

Can I request a birthday fic? I'm turning 18 on November 10th. I don't really have much of an idea but just something with shance would totally make my day!

Happy Birthday!!! I hope 18 is magical for you. Have a lil shance fic!! (My girlfriend @whump-dump basically gave me the plot to this fic since I couldn’t think of anything, so thanks, sweets, you’re the best!!) It’s a college AU–hope that’s okay!

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no one asked for a ml x vld crossover but

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It's a forbidden romance

The most recent rat sender was an imposter, 'twas not I. Perhaps in another life the two of ushered meant to be, but now is the time to take my leave. 🎷🐀 I hope we shall be reunited, my Sun God.

WHAT NO THIS IS SUCH A SAD ENDINF please return soon my beautiful rat please I’ll miss you sm

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