idk why but i absolutely hate AI generated images of wizards more than any other AI pictures.
i think it's because the sparse pickings of beautifully rendered oil painting tableaus of wizards from the late 20th century (for things like game manuals and fantasy novels) feel like they actually are made of magic to me.
to see those familiar shapes choked and twisted out of the chaotic mess of predicative digital brush strokes is like watching a dying pig's face transform into the face of my weeping mother before it stops moving forever.
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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
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Customer: MY GRANDFATHER INVENTED THE 20OZ BOTTLE SPECIFICALLY FOR COCA COLA COMPANY AND WE CARRY THIS IN REMEMBRANCE OF A GREAT MAN
DMV: COCK TOO BIG
Verdict: DENIED
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listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top
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