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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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90% of the problems in bbc merlin are caused bc that fuckass dragon was a committed merthur shipper but only in the sense that he had a crippling addiction to tragic yaoi

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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

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Community – 3.04: Remedial Chaos Theory

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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we Stan a supportive husband

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my favorite thing about will graham is that we know he does not give a fuck about the cannibalism nor do I think he’s homophobic/ opposed in general to the idea of being gay so ultimately i have to conclude that will’s biggest problem with hannibal is that he’s an aristocrat

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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let's be bad at video games together

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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

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Oh you mean the guy who Gene Roddenberry consulted coz he was worried people were liking Spock too much and not Jim Kirk enough? The guy who then replied "um... Just keep them together at all times so that when they think of Spock, they think of Kirk"?????? That guy? Bruv said I can excuse Gay but I draw the line at Not Liking The Main Character. Bruv said I can excuse Creating Fandom As We Know It but I draw the line at Gene Being Upset.

Me when Spock

From TV Guide, April 29-May 5, 1967

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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There are only two things Simon will take his time to describe in full: the meal laid in front of him and what Baz is wearing, aka the meal laid in front of him

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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