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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

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let’s lay flat on our ovoidal mama

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Let's laugh on mama

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"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

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top three activities

- crying over spilt milk

- rubbing salt in the wound

- making a mountain out of a molehill

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im starting a rumor.

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pervert chekhov's gun: if a firearm or other weapon features in the first act, then it should be used in an erotic fantasy or act by the third

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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

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"u look tired" dawg i'm going insane

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ANDOR | 2.06: WHAT A FESTIVE EVENING

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People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

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let’s commit medical malpractice with mama