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Let's be intimidating blob with mama

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I love your mind 🤗😊🥰💓🦜💓

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i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)

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aha what if I was a knight... and you were a knight.. and let's just say... *deafening clank noise as I smack your ass*

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

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Starting my speech at the Omelas city counsel with a child acknowledgement statement

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Zephyr Pelagius the boy you are....

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do you own anything autographed items?

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at literally any given moment my life could be improved by having a giant beverage. Like even if I already have one maybe I need another for later.

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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this probably happened on their second day there or something

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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

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I have said it before, and doubtless I will say it again, but I read submissions for a well-regarded, many-award-winning SF magazine, and you? You should submit stories to that market you've been looking at. Because yeowch are people who Haven't Thought Things Through submitting stories. En masse.

Please submit something. Bring unto us a light in this darkness.

(this message brought to you by me bouncing yet another ill-devised tale for the inclusion of random anachronistic ethnic slurs)

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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

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