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reblog tumblr of lindwyrme; a fragmentary passage
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WHY ARE YOU GRIPPING HIM LIKE THAT
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i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there
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"Adulting" is such a juvenile word we should give it a more dignified suffix. How about "Adultery"
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I finally took the time to photograph my vintage dip pen nib collection, and I need to share with you all how wonderful and diverse their designs are.

These two are my favorite. Just look at them! One of them is named Gorille and the other Mephisto, but to me they're little pumpkins.

And of course you gotta love the Pinocchio nib. You get to write with the nose of a tiny guy! Just not something you get to do anymore.

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Me: can I have a turn on the hedge now?
Hedgehog: no
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you've all gotta stop acting like "overweight" is a gentle PC alternative for the word fat and not itself an assertion of the ontological wrongness of being large. Over What Weight Precisely
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Emile Gallé - Two rimmed glasses, foliage decoration (1900)
Photo by PierreSelim
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eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...
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