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it would make it 1000x better if nancy and eddie have (seriously) discussed between the two of them, proposing to robin and steve. but the four already joke about marrying each other so steve and robin are oblivious. nancy and eddie are now hyperaware of any mention of marriage, especially in front of steve and robin, so both are simultaneously freaking out while steve and robin are oblivious, still

robin: i want to be a cat.

steve: what?

robin: i want to sit in windowsills and sleep in the sunlight and not have to work

eddie: don't forget the endless amount of food.

nancy: you would think of that, eddie.

eddie: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

steve: okay, guys, let's just-

robin: and have little sweaters that i wear in the winter. like penelope's sweaters (robin and nancy's cat)

nancy: it doesn't mean anything.

eddie: OH, WELL IT DOES

steve: guys-

robin: not have to worry about missing assignments in school

nancy: eddie, calm down-

eddie: I WON'T BE YOUR MAN OF HONOR AT YOUR WEDDING

nancy: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

eddie: NO.

robin: and just lay there. no thoughts. no worries.

steve: ohmygod

nancy: I WON'T BE THE BEST WOMAN AT YOURS

eddie: *GASP* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

nancy: MAKE ME

robin: and i could sleep anywhere i wanted

steve: i hate all of you.

nancy: APOLOGIZE

eddie: YOU APOLOGIZE FIRST

robin: cats are so interesting

steve: why am i here

nancy: EDWARD MUNSON.

eddie: StOoOp. YOU KNOW I HATE WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT

nancy: ill stop when you apologize

eddie: fine. sorry.

nancy: thank you, edward.

eddie: YOU PROMISED

robin: they're just so happy. and they can claw people. i wanna do that to steve.

steve: what did i do?

robin: cats are so cool

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Murray makes it his mission to stop the annoying pining over the Holidays so he carries mistletoe around with him everywhere he goes. 

Nancy and Robin mindlessly flirting with each other? oh look at that mistletoe magically appeared. 

Steve and Eddie running circles around each other? Hey dorks look up. oh darn you have to kiss now. 

Mike and Will constantly complaining about the other not noticing their feelings? boom. mistletoe. 

Jonathan and Argyle sitting extremely close together? Okay here comes the mistl- oh ok they’re making out they’re good never mind. 

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I will never understand how some straight people get mad when their favourite characters have popular gay ships at the end of the day you have the canon material while all we have is our shared delusion and fanfiction (which is often better than the source material) these are usually the same people that get mad when we have actual representation and try to head cannon them as straight saying if we do it so can they as if lack of representation isn't the reason thats an issue in the first place (see stranger things fandom in regards to will and robin).

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(also shipping the popular queer ship instead)

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can you tell i hate that ship /s

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I’m not saying I hate Robins new style because I literally have her S4 wardrobe but I will never not be mad that we didn’t get to get to see her dress goth or punk like her jewellery in S3 suggested.

Like we could have had Goth GF/Pastel GF Ronance. We could have had it all!!!

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Enola: He's not my boy.

Eudoria, Edith, and Sherlock: He's not?

Tewkesbury: I'm not?

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stranger things text posts, prev and next

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Okay wait, @sapphicriley had an epiphany and now I need to conduct a study

Ronance shippers, reblog and put in the tags if you were an eldest child—

Bonus if you’re the eldest “daughter”—

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eudoria and edith and smiling happily as they watch from the rooftops at their children

Enolas mum was like "honey you need other people"

So she went out and got herself a boyfriend.

Then saw how lonely her brother was and got him one too.

Good for her.

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i want a tewkes getting “the talk” by sherlock and eudoria in enola 3 on how to treat enola right scene bc it’d be so chaotic and that’s what i need rn

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Enolas mum was like "honey you need other people"

So she went out and got herself a boyfriend.

Then saw how lonely her brother was and got him one too.

Good for her.

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​it’s where my heart is

My dear dear lord, Holmes is where the heart is?

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lord tewkesbury is a precious plant dad who must be protected at all costs. (I almost lost it when enola visited and he just casually opened the door of his room when it’s literally a whole ass forest in there)

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this is so enola holmes don’t tell me i’m wrong

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holmesbury is so the great war i will die on this hill

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after watching enola holmes 2 i will not even consider a relationship with you until you teach me how to dance in a bathroom at a ball and then allow me to teach you to fight in a carriage as we make our way to fight the bad guys