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𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐦  :   don’t   they   all   run   makeup   lines   too      ?      😳 𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐦  :   hand   sanitizer   ,   u   didn’t   lie   but   they   all   taste   like   that   .   i’ll   be   the   judge   of   that   ,   i’m   bringing   a   rum   w   63   % 𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐦  :   i’d   say   it’s   a   deal   breaker   .   😌   lol   i   thought   u   had   some   taste   but   ,   u’ll   be   converted   into   a   fan   tn

𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐚  :  they  do  ,  but  kylie  only  has  concealer  that  has  all  of  six  shades  for  a  woman  of  my  color  while  kim  only  did  body  foundations  for  whatever  reason  .  𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐚  :  i  ,  on  the  other  hand  ,  managed  to  release  forty  foundations  much  like  miss  rihanna  because  i’m  tired  of  going  to  sephora  and  my  shade  being  gone  because  bitches  with  tans  wanna  buy  them  all  ! 𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐚  :  alright  ,  fine  .  you’re  lucky  i  have  various  chasers  in  my  fridge  or  i’d  throw  up  .  i  do  have  taste  ,  but  i  didn’t  think  listening  specifically  to  your  music  determined  if  i  had  taste  or  not  .  anyway  ,  i  have  spotify  and  apple  music  .

*   🍓   𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐏𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓   ›  𝒉𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒎  .

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*   🍓   𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏   𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄    ›   𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍   𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔  𝒐𝒇  𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔  🥵 🖤 ✨.

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : is everything okay w ur dad i can't believe ur really in an arranged marriage rn

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : but pls do some begging bc a jet is the cherry on top that we NEED

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : lil dicky doesn't deserve to get head from mads or anyone else its a beach hottie or no one im sorry but its the law

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : wAit mads i thought that was a fuckin joke wtf

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i will go n have a conversion w mr. champion abt this BLASPHEMY !!!!!

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : um private jet 🛩 yes fucking pls auri

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : suck a lil dicki but by lil dicki we rly mean big daddi dicki si, si?

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : cause ya girl can't do lil dickies anymore 😳

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i second quinn it's the law

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : unfortunately it's true and unfortunately my dad is not okay. on the bright side i've already chosen his retirement home. i'll be able to afford it w all my d'alessio money

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : not to say that we're spoiled but we're spoiled. it's what we deserve 🤪

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : pls make sure wherever we stay has a BIG bath

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : BIG DADDI DICKI SI SI HAHAHAHHAHAHA u really get me

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : can we PLS talk about hakim tho 🥴

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: damn ur sending ur dad to a retirement home ? i mean ... he deserves it. imagine being patriarchal in 2020.

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: it's settled we'll be getting the pj from patrick and simone 😌 they can't say no to me

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: you and me both carina como se dice tag team 👀?

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: ew small dicks aren't allowed i would actually cry if i saw one LMAOOO if we're getting dick i want my back to blown out thank u

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: wait what happened with hakim 👀 u bitches better spill it or so help me

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*   🍓   𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏   𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄    ›   𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍   𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔  𝒐𝒇  𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔  🥵 🖤 ✨.

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : mads getting nakey will deff make ppl stop talking about her being ENGAGED ?????

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : we love when half the squad got cheated on 🤔

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : tahiti IT ISSS

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : yesssss tahiti n naked beachesssss

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : fuck men they fucking suck tbh

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : omfg i didn't even want that getting out yet. it's so fucked u guys LMAO i'm lowkey still in shock but it's fine

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : my dad asked me to do it like our livelihood depends on it and????

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : how can i say no to him. so yeah i'm being married off like its the -1800s or whatever 🥵 and to.. ADRIANO of all ppl omg like i can't even think about it for too long or else i freak out

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : i wanna go to tahiti and suck tiddi and maybe a lil dicki but not a lot bc i seriously hate men rn

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : love how all of this crap is being drudged up again 🤢

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: BITCH YOU'RE ENGAGED ??? WHAT THE FUCK !!?!?!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: i'm checking out airbnbs as we speak 😌 do u think simone and patrick will let me get the jet?

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: men are trash and that's the motherfucking tea!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: like your livelihood depended on it ??? what the fuck is this ??? the stone ages ???

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: ew i just an image of u sucking off lil dicky and now i wanna burn my eyeballs 🤮 whomstopher is adriano ??

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             WHO  KNEW  AURIELLA  YATES  HAD  TALENT  LIKE  THIS  ?

            known  primarily  for  her  cosmetics  line  ,  kaia  beauty  ,  it  was  a  major  surprise  when  auriella  yates  surprised  us  all  by  deciding  to  drop  a  song  she  apparently  freestyled  on  !  working  with  grammy  award  winning  artist  h.e.r.  ,  according  to  inside  sources  ,  the  two  had  been  hanging  out  at  the  studio  where  it  was  discovered  that  auriella  has  had  a  natural  talent  for  singing  since  she  was  a  child  !  she  never  wanted  to  make  music  her  career  ,  and  decided  that  the  cosmetics  industry  was  the  one  she  wanted  to  dominate  .  with  vocals  like  this  ,  we  can’t  help  but  wonder  if  this  means  there  will  be  more  music  in  the  future  .

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*   🍓   𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏   𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄    ›   𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍   𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔  𝒐𝒇  𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔  🥵 🖤 ✨.

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : where are we going this year miss yates

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : this planning needs to begin asap bc i would like to get away from this city A to the SAP 😌

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : but i'll thirst over ur ass until we leave 😜

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : oHhh auri's ass got sass !!

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i need a getaway too , the theatre's got me dyINg 💀

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : lbr we all thirst over ur ass bb

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : ugh me too get me out !!!

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : i vote somewhere far far away where i can lie on a beach nekked ;)

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : #freedatass #bunsoutsunsout

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: let's go to tahiti 😌 i haven't been since my parents renewed their vows when i was FIFTEEN

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: ugh i love you girls sm 🖤 i'm so glad u guys appreciate my ass. i appreciate yalls asses too y'know

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: and i've been reading the blogs u whores 👀 tf is going on?!??!

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rihanna: Fuck bitches, get money!!!

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When was the last time you were caught in a lie?

            ‘  when  i  said  thirty  concealers  and  nine  new  highlighters  were  dropping  at  the  end  of  march  .  what  can  i  say  ,  i’m  a  perfectionist  !  ’

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Would you ever go on a blind date?

            ‘  i  mean  ,  it  worked  out  well  for  my  lord  and  savior  miss  meghan  markle  ,  so  i  don’t  see  why  not  !  ’

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who are the people you trust the most

            ‘  i  have  three  girlfriends  that  i  really  love  and  trust  with  my  entire  heart  :  carina  ,  maddie  ,  and  quinn  !  i’d  marry  all  three  if  they’re  fine  with  me  going  overboard  with  decorations  .  ’  @carinasfm  ,  @madsfm  ,  @quinntms  .

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what does a person have to do to score a date with you?

            ‘  ask  me  out  on  a  date  ,  maybe  ?  or  i  don’t  know  ,  buy  me  quesadillas  and  bud  light  seltzers  .  i  like  the  black  cherry  flavor  the  best  .  ’

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what color best describes you?

            ‘  yellow  ,  because  it  accents  my  skin  beautifully  .  ’

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*   🍓   𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏   𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄    ›   𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍   𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔  𝒐𝒇  𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔  🥵 🖤 ✨.

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: as the unofficial leader of the housewives i have a question to pose!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: why have we not planned our annual getaway yet? 🥺

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: my ass misses the sun and boys who thirst over me miss my ass! she demands to be seen!

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