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What can I say? That’s just who I am. Steven VanOven. 

“You’re very insensitive… but I like it. You are the just the type of person my life is lacking, Jayden Caron, I’m actually very pleased to meet you.”

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Just laugh about it. Like some chick told me; you can’t alway be mean and grumpy. Or some shit like that, I wasn’t paying attention.

“Bro, that was so mean! But also funny. I’ll just say that while it was pretty genius, it was also pretty rude. I don’t know if I should laugh or feel bad.”

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Well, I’ve been called an ass my whole life so that doesn’t quite effect me. But yeah, she was asking for it.

That kinda makes you an ass, but she was also kinda asking for it. 

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What can I say? ‘Cruel’ is my middle name. I practically do it for a living.

I’m not going to lie its actually funny and cruel thing to do. It’s the best of both worlds. 

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Actually, it was necessary. Think of it as a wake up call for people that think that they’re so cute but in reality, nobody likes them and nobody ever will.

Hey, I’m in no position to judge considering I don’t know a thing about you, but that probably wasn’t a necessary thing to do. You do you, though, you do you. 

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The world would be such a better place if things were like that.

Well we can’t all be grumpy and constantly in a bad mood like you.

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Damn, girl. I would’ve said the same thing.My favorite thing to though is win arguments because I love the look in their eyes when they can’t come up with a better comeback than me.

“Sounds like something I would do. Nothing brings me more joy than making someone feel shitty.”

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Well that’s stupid. If I was so nice all of the time then I wouldn’t want to live.

It just comes naturally.

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Gross. I hate that word; nice. Why be nice when being a total ass is so much more fun.

Well, I’m a nice person. 

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alexzetareed:

I wouldn’t say that, but it just seems so vain and dumb to me.

I like my reaction better. It’s more .. aggressive. You’re too nice.

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I agree. It makes me want to go up to them and scream about how ugly they are in their face.

Ugh, those people that always post things like that just bother me on a very deep level.

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This girl posted a selfie on instagram and said ‘like if you think I’m cute’ and nobody liked it. So me being the ass I am, commented a link to cricket noises. You can all call me a genius now.