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Fanfiction won't fix me but it will sure as shit make things easier to trudge through
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"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.
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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks
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Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.
Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.
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“chronically fatigued adrenaline junkie with depression and ADHD” is such a wild combo for god to dish out I feel like a lawnmower powered by fear and joy
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Being 12 in the late 00’s sucked but at least most of my bad fuckass opinions weren’t immortalized on the internet
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welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago
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I see this headline:
As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake.
They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:
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Art credit: ネヲ◇虚の記憶5巻発売中@esasi8794 Twitter.
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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