now Greg is required to go on a character development journey
*dramatic father-son dynamic music plays*
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trans ppl are just like *watches avatar the last airbender*
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some of you have never spent 100 years frozen in an iceberg while the world you were responsible for protecting fell to war and it shows
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ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS. IF YOU SAY 'IT’S THEIR DUTY’ YOU’RE A BASTARD TOO.
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when you're in the middle of a serious conversation and your brain slips into the diamond life aND EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF IS BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
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5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense
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“It’s time to stop,” I whisper to myself at 3 AM, as I open yet another fanfiction tab.
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you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself
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Bucky: Steve, I want you to see these. They're journals that I use to record what I can remember from before.
Steve: Buck... thank you for sharing these with me. I know how important--
Bucky: THIS journal is dedicated to you.
Steve: Aw--
Bucky: You can see the title. "Stupid Shit I Remember Steve Doing."
Steve:
Bucky: Volume 2.
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Xiumin: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Kyungsoo: Chanyeol, how tall are you?
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Baekhyun: Minseok kissed me.
Chanyeol: Ohmygodohmygod
Jongdae: Okay, alright. We want to hear everything. Sehun, get the wine. Baekhyun, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Baekhyun: Oh, it ended very well.
Sehun: (Holding three bottles of wine)Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
Chanyeol: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like an "I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Baekhyun: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Sehun: Okay, so, were you holding him? Or were his hands like on you?
Baekhyun: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.
Sehun, Chanyeol, and Jongdae: Ohhhhh.
[In the next room]
Minseok: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Kyungsoo: Tongue?
Minseok: Yeah.
Jongin: Cool.
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